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This storm will be the October Surprise. "Diamond Joe" will tour the scene from the air with a massive squeegee, pushing the water back out to sea while P01135809 is on-hand to throw Bounty paper towels in an attempt to make everything, even your own suffering and likely death, about them. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yes. I am right now predicting a category five hurricane with maximum-sustained winds of 190mph at the center with hurricane winds expanding out 85 miles from the center and tropical storm force winds expanding an additional 150 miles from that going right up the gut of the Chesapeake and land falling at Havre de Grace and stalling for five days, flooding everywhere from Lewistown to Bethany Beach. It is going to be a disaster of biblical proportions. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Maybe they're all outside enjoying the nice weather Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

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Can I have NWS in Flagstaff send a damage crew and a few actuary dicks to my loo for an assessment after the most recent Taco Warning? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sixty-six and sunny here. I'll address MU. No. Nobody wants cold and snow in March when they can have sunny and 70. Anybody who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Few more bloody Marys and it may get to 69. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Long live the Bear. Prior to Thighcrush, it was my all-time favorite coaster. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Speaking of warnings. I have that tingle shit happen that they reference for ASMR, and as such, I use various forms of such to fall asleep and stay asleep. One night in the middle of the night (redundant, I am aware), after awaking to spill some urine, I was scrolling through suggestions. I encountered a video on the YouTube called "You're Sleeping During the Outbreak of WW3." Some saint on Earth put rain overlaps over an EAS alert about nuclear holocausts and I've been sleeping to it for the past five nights. I am ready for a severe weather outbreak. Hopefully soon. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I alert my toilet every time there is a Taco Warning. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Let us know when it's no longer on the 18Z GFS lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Almost nice, one would say... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This guy withheld disclosure that would potentially alter a score count lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Captain's Log, Date 24072, 12:22 and some-odd seconds: 55°F and radiant. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm heading to Presque Isle for this. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Giants fans on Twidder calling him a bust [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Noooooooo Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The Summit at Mammoth mountain seems to be getting slammed again. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Wind seems to have died down a bit up here on top of the world. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How about now? I feel like I could articulate a plastic bag, jump, and be at your place in about three minutes with this wind. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Okay. This wind is serious business. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Amazing all those trees are standing considering the 200 mph winds you get every three days. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I approve. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Looks like Mt. Holly has hoisted flood headlines. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's a rite of pissage. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk