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Accuweather's ridiculous monthly forecast shows 55 and sunshine. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am rushing ma nature. I am ready to cook. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I said what I said. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sixty-two and sunny. I am now prepared to fight anyone who posts snow maps. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I was wrong. Sun is shining. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm tired of describing how late I am to post the Nooners... Nooners: Cloudy and 59°F. It looks like the sun wants to break out of the clouds. Probably not, though. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's kinda like what happened in the UFC with the shorts. The company didn't like seeing CondomDepot.com written across the asses of grown sweaty half naked men rolling around beating the shit out of each other, so they greased the ghost of Adi Dassler to get Reebok to make uniforms. I'm tired of hearing about college standouts needing an additional half a season in the bushes because they can't get adjusted to a bag that isn't scientifically engineered to expand the sweet spot from the top of the barrel to the knob of the bat so that an attempted bunt becomes a three run shot. Somebody needs to manufacturer some damned bats. D1 only at first to save the up-front cost. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I mean, yeah, the downside to a wood bat is it can only break once. The answer is to slather Louisville Slugger even more over everything or have their logo tattooed on the ass cheeks of the players and back up the trucks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Plot twist is the surgeon who gave him the second opinion is a Dodgers fan and decided to send him out there with a ticking time bomb. Pros: Dodgers don't need any help but preventing a 60/80 season to one of the few threats doesn't hurt anybody. Cons: Your surgery failed. Maybe the dude who was silly enough to sign a $100M contract when he was worth at least twice that will be silly enough to go back for a second surgery. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

College baseball bores me for some reason. I think it's the broadcasting, but I also think it's the metal bats. These kids are months away from the metal bats going bye bye, and really, the NCAA should make them go bye bye so there isn't that adjustment to wood. That and I have yet to see or hear about some collegiate goliath hitting a 700 foot homer. That would change my opinion pretty goddamned fast. And then I would petition for a brick wall between home and the mound to protect pitchers and introduce the metal bats to MLB so there is a race between Fernando Tatis, Jr., Vlad Guerrero, Jr., Ronald Acuña, Pete Alonso, Aaron Judge, and Giancarlo Stanton to the the first with a 1,000 ft blast. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That is the correct answer. It is time to get the pool warmed up in time for consolations. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

PennDot just gave the road a bath. Now I hope we get a foot of snow to make them look like silly geese. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Cloudy and 49°F at 6:20 AM. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If we had to take a shot every time @canderson addresses wind concerns, there wouldn't be a one of us left. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sixty-five here as well. About to jump in the west branch Susky on this fine May afternoon. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

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Shut up lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

62°F and sunny. Struggling to work today. That's it. That's the Nooners. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Flowrestling is the Antichrist. Even at tournaments you're forced to be reliant on that damned app just to know what is happening and where, as the tournament bracket has been relegated to the Janitor's closet where he's usually spending his time jacking off just so he has something to clean in ten minutes. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nobody is going to recognize your title after beating toddlers. On the other hand, any toddler that picks up a win over you is going to get pounded with recruiting calls. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You can watch the Big Tens and the NCAAs from the pool. If the water is warm enough, it's basically the same thing as being in a crowded gym for a tournament, either way. My stepson wrestled in a tournament out in Clarion back in December and I lost eight pounds that day just sitting in the gym with the occasional walk to the piss box and water trough. Now imagine the comfort of watching from the swimmin hole. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's sunny and 50°F at 9:32 AM. Winter can go f itself. Let's play ball! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

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Holy mountain of snow in the Village. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So what happens when church is cancelled in person? Does the Heavenly ambassador just go live on YouTube? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk