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How many @canderson's would you rate said wind? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Makes sense. That cell was running riot from Cedar Rapids until Evanston. It looked like West Chicago was going to get a solid rogering at about 9 pm last night. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's quite cold outside now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What @canderson expects when it is windy versus what actually happens Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This is what you choose to bed down in when you're too busy galavanting about from Broadway to Spring Training to Azerbaijan and don't see much use for actually reinforcing any one part of your home. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Just got a Special Weather Statement about a line of storm bringing 50 mph gust about five minutes too late. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The gust I just received would probably level @canderson's house if it was constructed as shittily as I imagine it was given his fixation on the wind. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Holy wind Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I have two golden retrievers, one reposed, one still with us, both used the space between the shitter and the wall as their thunder buddy. The living dog is probably the largest golden on record. He probably tips the scales at around 130 lbs. Remarkably he's not a fat dog. Watching him squeeze his big ass under and behind the can is hilarious. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Tornado wipes away the ivy at Wrigley and it just becomes a fence. Purists cry. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How much of Texas burns before Greg Abbott gets up out of his chair to pour a bucket on the fire? "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude. This guy fuckin walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope some poor asshole in Chillicothe gets smoked by flying Skyline Chili and ends up at the Ohio State game in the sky. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Goodbye, Chicago. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Surely didn't stop any of the Jan Sixers. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good. Let's make it happen. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am ready to get blown (away). Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good to see we give jailbirds weather forum access now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My spine thanks you for your help in this. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We have a lawyer in this group and I was banned for 28 days for no goddamned reason? Man, this is some bullllllllllllllllllshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Doans Bones in Petersburg is pretty legitimate, as is Gio's BBQ. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Secession from the Union? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well they were chosen because the PIAA office is next door, is it not? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Having the giant digital billboard show an image of the building you're currently inside is peak Jerry Jones. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Hersheypark stadium just seems to be... underwhelming for the gravity of a state championship game. CV should absolutely not rank over Hersheypark for anything but the first time I drove past that campus, I was blown away. And that never really went away. Mansion Park in Toontown was not much different from Hersheypark stadium, and that tells you about as much as you need to know. Having it at Penn State just makes sense. Biggest school in the state, football-wise. The television camera from PCN would love it. Just makes too much sense. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Big loser of Estadio Beaver being winterized is Cumberland Valley School District, as I guarantee the second the giant erector set is able to host the PIAA State Football Championships, they're headed to State College. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk