WmsptWx

Every school district in America because peak time is 3:20 and God forbid some asshole tenth grader looks out a school bus window into the sun without the 3D glasses on and singes his cornea, and the school board is out, the superintendent is out, and the newly-erected school board of ambulance chasers start coming for your property taxes to offset the one lawsuit to buy extra strength Visene for the moron kid. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Barely a drizzle here. I'd take a thunderstorm. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The Juniata is now expected to crest at 14" in Huntingdon, which breaches the levees in the Smithfield part of town and drowns the Ollie's plaza, which is home to a million seagulls and empty parking spaces. NWS constitutes 14.5 feet to be a ten-year-flood. Downstream in Lewistown, where heroin goes to die, 26 feet, which drowns football fields and a few parts of US 22. Time for in-town kayak. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh, trainer meant Angel Hernandez. Yeah, probably. I can't imagine it's going to be easy calling balls and strikes while inspecting bakeries. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And Stephanie, and Courtney, and Michelle, and Taylor, and Alexis, and Jessica, and Becky, and, unfortunately, a Marla Hooch type. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'll umpire softball. Plate assignments only. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Four thousand inches Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And you certainly hold your own in the anals of weather history. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Rte 453 in Huntingdon county is closed. Crazy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Shit I've never seen: the marsh between Bigler and Philipsburg is almost on US 322. My parents just reported water on the road at 453 in Birmingham (Huntingdon county) and as MAG said, the Juniata may run amok in Huntingdon and Lewistown. What a rainer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Looks like the severe outbreak out west is turning into a bust. I feel like they've had quite a few busts lately on the severe events. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You're about to witness the power of Pennsylvania. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That's a bit concerning. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Wednesday may suck around here... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Just about Nooners: 46°F and overcast. This sucks more ass than anything that has ever sucked before. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Depressing week ahead according to the 10-day. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The Dbacks are playing the worst team in baseball. That 14-run inning they served up may be surpassed by 20-run innings the Rockies give up to the Dodgers and Braves this year. We'll see how the Dbacks are when they play a major league club. The only thing that is keeping the Dodgers from 110 wins is a sandbag in August to keep them from getting a bye round. They and Atlanta are 0-2 on the byes, so I wouldn't be shocked to see some sandbagging in the NL between the Dodgers, Braves, Phillies, and Cubs which may lead to a shock division winner like the Red, Giants, or Dbacks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

MLB.com ranked that sorry ass bullpen #1. Wheeler outdueled the dude who is probably going to win the CY Young and then his bullpen got teabagged. If I were Wheeler, I'd probably smack every one of them with a fish. Guy given the win is named Pierce Johnson. Prince Albert wins a baseball game. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Permafrost has just thawed up this way. I was surprised to see some of the flowers around my house blooming. Mike will have mowed 40 times before I so much as get my mower out for spring training. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Is it looking like rain? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Babies. I want to ride Skyrush on a 110°F day when that coaster is flying at 130 mph. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Okay. If you're on 80 and get hypoglycemic somewhere between Penfield and Grove City, Station 101 will keep you alive. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Long before moving to this area, I was pretty involved in the heavy metal and hardcore scene around these parts, moreso du Bois than Clearfield, which despite the 19-mile difference, Clearfield in particular has cranked out some insane hardcore bands, but du Bois/Brockway/Saint Mary's acquitted themselves well, and I spent almost every weekend in du Bois for several years. The people are incredible. There's not one goddamned business with any redeeming value. Not a one. Not that Clearfield is much better. For all the hoopla, Denny's Beer Barrel Pub may be the most overrated eatery I have EVER been to. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Coyote Joe's is a dump. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Opening Day on Good Friday in Philadelphia is going to be a party. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk