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URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Tornado Watch Number 517 NWS Storm Prediction Center Norman OK 1205 PM EDT Wed Jul 10 2024 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a * Tornado Watch for portions of Upstate New York Northern and Central Pennsylvania Vermont Lake Erie Lake Ontario * Effective this Wednesday afternoon and evening from 1205 PM until 900 PM EDT. * Primary threats include... A few tornadoes likely Scattered damaging wind gusts to 70 mph possible SUMMARY...A moist air mass along and south of a warm front, and strong atmospheric winds associated with the remnants of Beryl, will influence storms capable of tornadoes and wind damage this afternoon through early/mid-evening. The tornado watch area is approximately along and 90 statute miles north and south of a line from 25 miles west southwest of Bradford PA to 25 miles south southeast of Burlington VT. For a complete depiction of the watch see the associated watch outline update (WOUS64 KWNS WOU7). PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... REMEMBER...A Tornado Watch means conditions are favorable for tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in and close to the watch area. Persons in these areas should be on the lookout for threatening weather conditions and listen for later statements a nd possible warnings.
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Tornado-warned storm just NW of Jamestown. It is starting.
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Going to need a jackhammer to get through the soil at this point. Probably better off just setting the corpse in a shadeless spot and undergoing cremation.
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He didn't mention it, but it committed suicide. Lawnmowers have an immense suicide rate and when the reality hits them that they no longer serve a purpose, it's over.
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Dog wants to go out. I told her to pant he pee out. There's no business for golden retrievers out there today.
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86 here currently. It's straight-up ass outside.
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Comforting feeling: Bright, radiant sunshine on an alert day where CTP has hoisted a seemingly greater concern than usual.
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I don't know what a tornado feels like, but at 6:20 AM, it feels like something could happen today.
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David Tolleris says the ice age is coming.
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Good. I hope one sucks me up lol.
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Valid lol
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It's a license plate, people. Who gives a shit what it looks like? Having said that, the new one stinks and I don't like it. Source: Graphic designer
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I remember an edition of Weekly World News that reported on Hell being found in the mountains of South America...
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Just hit 90.
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These people are assholes. They're also probably not human and are from Hell. Nobody can handle an 85 degree living room. They're also likely perverts who treat the family room as a nude beach, sitting there on Sunday binging Criminal Minds for eight hours with a communal bowl of kettle corn and Country Time lemonade, with their floppy tits and loose, saggy balls on a plastic couch. Screw them.
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My dogs need to pee. It's currently "f you" degrees outside. I'm going to go dig them a grave.
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I had to re-read this because it's not often somebody on TV weather, window sales or otherwise reaches out 21 days on a limb. Did he by chance issue a 45-day forecast?
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It already feels like straight-up ass outside.
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90°F at 2:45. F this. I'm going to the water park.
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83°F and radiant sun at four minutes past noon.
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So Houston no die, but maybe spends week on ICU.
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So what you're saying is once the Category five makes landfall at Havre de Grace, the water will be warm enough to sustain major hurricane status to at least Binghamton?
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Just had the little guy out to play for half an hour. I need a shower. It's that muggy already.
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2:30
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We are in our dry season
