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Or one Agnes, which I feel like we're probably due for. I still am predicting a cat five landfall at Havre de Grace and y'all screwed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm buying it. I'm thinking they expect some long trackers on Thursday. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I have to think them amending the forecast to scare the shit out of everyone combined with a 3 day enhanced risk is probably a big deal. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Valid 251200Z - 261200Z ...THERE IS AN ENHANCED RISK OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS FROM THE EASTERN TX PANHANDLE AND WESTERN OK INTO SOUTHWEST/SOUTH-CENTRAL KS... AMENDED TO UPDATE FORECAST ...SUMMARY... Severe thunderstorms are likely from late Thursday afternoon into Thursday night across parts of the central and southern Great Plains. Very large hail, severe wind gusts, and strong tornadoes will all be possible. Guidance continues to suggest strong buoyancy will be in place ahead of a negatively tilted shortwave trough ejecting across the southern High Plains. General forecast expressed in the previous outlook remains valid, but confidence in an area of greater severe-weather potential has become more apparent with the most recent guidance. Late afternoon development is anticipated across the TX Panhandle, with these storms quickly becoming severe and capable of large to very large hail up to 3" in diameter. Low-level moisture may be later to arrive in west-central/southwest KS, delaying convective initiation to a few hours later than farther south. Large to very large hail is anticipated with initial development across west-central/southwest KS as well. In both of these areas, storms are expected to move east-northeastward off the dryline, encountering strengthening low-level southerly flow and environment that is increasingly favorable for tornadoes. Low-level shear will continue to strengthening into the early evening, and the overall environment supports the potential for strong to intense tornadoes if a discrete mode can be maintained. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Cracker of the Day 2024 Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The back end of the 7 day seems to jive (ain't no thang) with DT's $35/month outlook. Looks like we go into the fryer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh wonderful. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How? We have gotten three thousand inches of rain this month. How is anything capable of ignition? Warren-McKean-Potter-Elk-Cameron-Northern Clinton-Clearfield-Northern Centre-Southern Centre-Cambria-Blair-Huntingdon-Mifflin-Juniata-Somerset-Bedford-Fulton-Franklin-Tioga-Northern Lycoming-Sullivan-Southern Clinton-Southern Lycoming-Union-Snyder-Montour-Northumberland-Columbia-Perry-Dauphin-Schuylkill-Lebanon-Cumberland-Adams-York-Lancaster- 1115 AM EDT Tue Apr 23 2024 ...ELEVATED RISK OF WILDFIRE SPREAD THIS AFTERNOON... A combination of dry fuels, low relative humidity and windy conditions this afternoon will create an elevated risk of wildfire spread across much of Central Pennsylvania. Minimum relative humidity values will range from 20 to 30 percent accompanied by wind gusts between 20 and 30 mph from the south- southwest. Residents are urged to exercise caution if handling any potential ignition sources, such as machinery, cigarettes, or matches. If dry grasses and tree litter begin to burn, the fire will have the potential to spread rapidly. For more information about wildfire danger and wildfire prevention and education, please visit the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources website at http://dcnr.pa.gov/Communities/Wildfire. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What a load of crap. If you feel wronged, file a protest and then have a big man accidentally body a ref. That's why his name is Nick Nurse and not Nick Doctor. He soff. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If your list is longer than like three movies, it can stay off the list. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Reminds me of this one Open Lines Art Bell did back in, I want to say 2013? He had a call-in related to aliens and Art asked the caller how he would feel about aliens if they came down and said they too were Christians. The caller said he would be okay with it, but then Art asked him how he would feel if the aliens came down saying there is no god, and the caller said he wouldn't be ok with that. The very end where Caleb and the little girl are dropped off into the new world with a rabbit always made me think they were trying to establish the new earth, specifically with the "Go forth and multiply," which made me think that maybe the writer decided the solar explosion was rapturous and only the littles move on, cutting out an entire series of middle-men and a mass judgment. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also, for anyone who has never seen Knowing, I actually do recommend it. Probably one of Nicolas Cage's better roles and the Sun portrays the Antichrist better than anyone in the history of cinema or theatre. If you're into numerology or to a lesser-extend eschatology, it's a really good "bad" action movie. But my god the ending is horrible. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My putter hits from a Par 5... Is what I tell the ladies. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Great movie for about 1 hour and 51 minutes. What in the HELL was that ending?!? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I had to Google her. Then again I know absolutely nothing about golf. Do they still use windmills on the green? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I want Joel Embiid fired into the sun. Done with him. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You ever see "I Love You, Man?" There's a couples golf scene in that movie that just makes me never want to be at a golf course with the missus. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ugh. Women at the golf course. Is there anything worse? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also, Trainer, can we get a critique on his form? I don't think that's gonna yield many mows in a season. That looks like an injury waiting to happen and time on the IL. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What's with the umbrella, you sissy? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The irony if she somehow decides to move out as you're preparing to move home lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well if you're being backdoored, the surface area in question already, at least in most non-Coneheadian cases, has an established vertical line. Almost like the body's prime meridian. So in this case you just grab the eastern and western hemispheres of said surface where the backdoor exists and mark your point of entry. And then I might suggest some sort of lubricant. Spit also works if you're in a pinch. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What is the line? I want to drag my ass across it like a dog with worms. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I went to a Phillies vs Braves game back in 2003, when they were preparing to wrecking ball the Vet and Mike Hampton took a perfect game into the seventh and these dudes a few rows down stood to applaud and got pelted with shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Go ahead and put me on the board at one mowing. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk