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WmsptWx

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  1. 87°F and sunny. It was cloudy most of the morning. No rain.
  2. I spent the afternoon down in Three Springs. It was showing 103 on the thermometer. The pool water; however, was probably closer to 80. Felt pretty good. As for me, I don't do heat well. I'm definitely feeling the effects. I'll greatly appreciate the coming ice age as predicted in the Book of Tolleris.
  3. But enough about farting spouses. Let's talk about the weather.
  4. I have a two-year-old who loves going on mower rides. We'll find purpose for it.
  5. I'm governed for their protection. If I don't have my limiter turned on, it's catastrophic. Last time I bypassed the retarder, I accidentally got the helmet snagged onto colon and disemboweled the poor girl.
  6. What I assume may be the final mow of meteorological summer just wrapped up.
  7. I actually misinterpreted you. I thought you meant when was the last time a starting pitcher from the Pirates made the ASG. Cole didn't start the 2015 ASG while a Pirate. So to answer your question. Uhhhhh... Jerry Reuss?
  8. Substantial sunshine out this way in the new American desert.
  9. The snowmelt only exacerbated the sinkhole in front of the bowling alley and 422 was lost for twenty years.
  10. Oh good. That bomb brought this entire forum to a standstill. Like a satellite falling out of the sky. Wonderful.
  11. I lack the appropriate level of melanin to be a jukebox of mama jokes. I know where my lane is, and I stay in it. But here's a joke. Your mama so fat, I took two trains and a bus to screw her thin sister.
  12. I said I couldn't join in because I want that duck dead. When I was little, I went to visit my great-grandmother in Newburgh, NY. We went to Bear Mountain State Park and I was minding my own business when a duck waddles up and pecks me in the foot. I put a jihad on ducks that day. And if you get in my way, I'll put a fn jihad on you, too.
  13. This is why there was a run of killings in FL rest stops in the early 90s.
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