WmsptWx
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My cold tolerance has been on a decline since my late 20s. I also don't feel like spending seven thousand dollars on home heating oil this winter. I'll be a fucking pussy. I'll be a shaved fucking pussy.
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Good. I'm freezing today and it's only 55°F so it's not even that cold.
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I think that may have happened here too. My son's daycare was a ghost town last Monday and it's only a ghost town when parents have to take off because their school aged children are home.
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My trash folks only take off on Christmas and Easter. Schools up here are closed. I work for a federal contractor, still working.
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As an Indian (dot not feather), I approve.
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Oh yes. I forgot. It's Canuck Thanksgiving.
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But who will think of the trash cans?
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Cute little feature of the Tapatalk app: Any reaction to a post is notified to you as a like. Unless the trainer was crying happy tears about a ghost being blown, he didn't like shit. Be better, Crapatalk.
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WJAC went out of their way to not say "snow" when he referenced a "mixed bag" on Wednesday. He was trying so hard to not say "snow." I gave it 4/5 Thackaras.
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The wind overnight blew down the 8 ft inflatable ghost. Blew the spikes right out of the ground. I'm going to use an old bowling ball to fix this.
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Pouring outside. Nice lightning display. I put up an 8ft inflatable ghost this afternoon and it looks pretty badass with the lightning.
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Ten day looks to have gotten warmer today.
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Might have been a bad day to put up the 8 ft inflatable ghost.
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For all the shit I give used car salesman James Franklin, Ryan Day may be an even more fraudulent head coach. The resource gulf between Ohio State and just about everybody is insane and yet Day is 1-7 against the top five. Franklin is 1-12. Those four additional attempts are likely a game against Alabama and three against Ohio State and Michigan. Ryan Day sucks.
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No. I still want him fired. He doesn't prepare for games during the week and waits for halftime to make the adjustments. Had he did even the slightest bit of preparation this week, they win by 30.
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Tarmac firing. Tonight.
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I'm all Indian (feather not dot).
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And I believe today may be the annual "Fire James Franklin" day. Maybe I'll be wrong, but I don't like it.
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I'll find an Italian and scrape some grease off their back before I lube up with the Did.
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Found the last bottle, have ya? I was under the impression that used all of that for Kindergarten oil wrestling.
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Can't wait to go to the pumpkin patch this afternoon and feel like I need to mist my balls every five minutes while loose straw from the hayride tries to sodomize me. Fun day.
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There was a few days last winter, I can't remember if it was January or February where we had close to 18 inches of snow on the ground due to a decent storm, come cold, and then a freak footer.
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Way to make yourself look like a real asshole. Congratulations, you played yourself.
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This requires me to walk down the creaky-ass steps beside my toddler's bedroom, which will wake him up and I'm stuck watching Blaze and the Monster Machines until 2:30 AM, not a shot in Hell, sir.
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F'n Grimace.
