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Also, Verszyla is the most Pittsburgh name ever. Of course that's a Pittsburgh weather guy. "Today's forecast is brought to you by Arn City Light and Paczki." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That screen capture took place two seconds before Action Weather 4 placed their tagline of "F--- These Places." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't think we hit freezing up here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

To be fair, the climate of Pittsburgh and areas nearby, with a small exception to upslope areas, are basically Kentucky climate-wise. It probably is spring there lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm ready for warmth. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Right, but tell me that doesn't look like a lovechild of Chuck Todd and Eric Andre would look like. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Is that an AI mashup of Chuck Todd and Eric Andre? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It was in one single yard in East Nantmeal township LOL Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I just had a stroke while posting. I hope it kills me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm sure given the "Zoos are Prison" people are probably putting a sizable cramp on the wallets of the Zookeepers, we could probably make this happen on pay-per-view. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My apologies. I used a naughty word. I'm not supposed to say "gorilla," anymore. Please don't cancel my username. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

They don't pull a feral cat out of a hole or something down there? Lol I heard at the San Diego Zoo, they walk a silverback gorilla out and hand it a midget with a curtain draped behind it with "Early Spring" written on one side and "Six More Weeks of San Diego" written on the other and whichever side the Midget gets slammed into is the pick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You ever been through Punxsutawney? Or Jefferson county? Or anywhere within a hundred miles of it? Sober people don't go there and stay. Hell, I was in Punxsy back in September for my stepkid's football game and there is a Sheetz in town with a fountain of free-flowing shitty beer that tastes like Straub diabetic beer with a sign saying "Trust uz. You're gonna need it." Now imagine voluntarily waking up in the middle of the night to go watch a rodent be held up like Simba to predict the weather? I'd rather climb a telephone pole wrapped in barbed wire and coated in salt. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well then let's move it along lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope that photoshoot wasn't for his work with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline because it may have an unintended reverse outcome. Dude must have pissed the Major League money away in bullshit real estate deals trying to get Tom Berenger a new house because that dude was in the 1,000th attempt to make a movie based on the Left Behind books that was directed by Hercules that went straight to YouTube. Maybe someday when he calls the hotline it's his voice answering on the other end of the call. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball and don't give me any of this "¡Olé!" bullshit! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If it's going to be dry, it may as well be warm. My tank would be appreciative. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And if the upcoming advertised pattern change either doesn't happen or doesn't deliver, somebody is going to have to offer up a eulogy for Blizzard if 93. The following occurs ever year: the day pitchers and catchers report, I check out on winter unless it is going to snow in a larger than nuisance volume. The downside to that is that erases my want for winter during the last part of peak winter, but I just can't get past the want for warmth and sunshine. A big storm would supercede that want temporarily. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm going to go even slower now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Crime against humanity. Not the distribution of liquid courage, the multiplication. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And to anybody who says "half of those guys aren't even red-taggers," blow me. I didn't choose who the god decided to touch with the gift of storytelling. Also, build an addition for my screen and I'll write to some thumb-twiddling monk in Ukiah, California to see if they'll put paint to wood and articulate an image of the dude with the breadometer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The corner of my "home office," which is just the front room, has an iconostasis featuring icons of James Spann, Willard Scott, Tom Casey, and Hurricane Schwartz, which I venerate nightly at 9:00 PM. I do enough for the community, what is your effort? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You heathen, straight to Hekk! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Do better next time. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk