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I am perfectly positioned for this puppy.
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45 minutes ago, peribonca said:
Don't worry, the pattern will actually become epic in late March/early April and then we'll have endless backdoor cold fronts through May.
Very good. Well stated. That's Deb Playbook Rule No. 2.
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Deb Playbook Rule No. 1: The new overheated Base State ALWAYS wins..
Remember this. No matter how promising the 384 day ensembles look. We have been tracking shadows for four months, and the base state is gonna murder all our precious darlings. We will either drown in perfect track rainstorms, or freeze to death in record frigid outbreaks with epic moisture starved shortwaves. Or both. Welcome to the new exciting normal in Mid Atlantic meteorology in the low sun season. Abandon all hope. Hey, its a LA Nina season in the midst of a so- called epic El Nino!
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No epic pattern after all. Damn I need another reaping. It is never gonna snow again.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
We tracked and punted all frackin winter and now we end up worse than the ravens. I bet the damned chiefs stomp the niners 77 to 0. I hate the chiefs like ebola, which is probably why they will win the Vegas Superbowl making my journey to the dark side complete!
Everything is going to shyte. Rain is developing on the radar, I came home early, I put the cover on the damned car and whaddaya know I got stung real bad by a frackin RED WASP!!! My shoulder is hurting so bad I wish I could get reaped for REAL! Now, the damn rain is gonna slip NORTH and MISS Buda after all! What else is frackin' new? Every damned thing is going NORTH and the trend is definitely NOT our friend! Every damned last thing is totally going to shyte! Its like a huge airliner stuck in a massive nosedive in a shrieking aerodynamic SCREAM that can be heard for MILES! Or one of the WORST train wrecks and white hot dumpster fires ever imagined!
Might have to change my name to debman after all. I have no frackin choice but to become a deb. Nothing is ever gonna be right in the world. Not with the epic pattern turning to pac heaven. The alaska ridge going to shit, is what lost me. Epic pattern is falling apart fast. I am now a massive deb. Preparing my best deb opus manifesto as horrific overheated Spring gets ready to overwhelm the entire CONUS! Larry Cosgrove said as much.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
WE NEED 999 BILLION AXESMILEYS TO DESCRIBE THIS WORTHLESS WINTER, WITH BLOOD RUNNING IN THE STREETS! LETS PAINT ALL THE DAMNED TOWNS RED!
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Here comes the Superbowl! In Las Vegas!
I hope with all my heart, that the chiefs get stomped so bad, that they get carried unceremoniously off the field. I am still a very sore loserman over that strange game 2 weeks ago. I want those chiefs STOMPED and stomped BAD! I want that damned qb to get sacked about 14 times super hard!
I will always be a sore loserman over what was done to my beloved Ravens. That, was a very strange game. I'll be sore for the rest of my natural life.
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7 minutes ago, Scarlet Pimpernel said:
All we need now is Storm 1 and Storm 2!!
LMAO x 999 decillion lol
We need KU Blizzard 1 and KU Blizzard 2.
We need some Dr. Seuss magic right about now, whip this epic pattern right into shape, give us a couple blizzards that somehow get stalled out in the 40/70 position for the DMV and just keep spinning for days and days while dumping torrential Mammoth magnitude snows. It's high time! The mid atlantic is way overdue, and to hell with the warm base state.
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I just KNEW Dr Jebman Seuss was gonna come along lmfao
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7 hours ago, EastCoast NPZ said:
Looks like the epic pattern is on life support. I'm shocked that a day 16 pattern in a disastrous winter fails to materialize.
I'll be a very sad case for a long long time. Totally inconsolable.
Nothing on earth matters, like deep snow obliterating the DC region.
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Meanwhile, in other news, south central Texas is in for more life-giving rainfall starting tomorrow! I might get another inch of fresh rain to pad my totals so far this year!
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9 hours ago, cbmclean said:
Need to get him treatment immediately. Do you want him chasing snow in the base state of the 2040s?
Here's the Cure. Take this young aspiring snow enthusiast, along with his family, to Mammoth Lakes. They have advanced treatment facilities. He will be in good hands with all of the wonderful snow there. The base state does not apply in a place like Mammoth Lakes. They have deep powder snow 6 months out of every year, and some snow sticks around all year into the following winter. No more tracking or punting required, for the rest of his happy snow filled life! The base is already 11 feet, with a lot more to come, into late May!
Its snowing AGAIN at Mammoth, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge
Palisades, on the alpine side of the resort, is also getting heavy snow!
https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine
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27 minutes ago, Terpeast said:
I don’t think we’ve seen the last of the trends. Still details to be worked out
It is coming south. Get those shovels ready.
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1 hour ago, Scarlet Pimpernel said:
Change the physical properties of water so that it freezes at like 45 degrees???
Increase the air pressure. Remember at higher altitudes it takes longer to cook foods? Because lower air pressure = lower boiling point. Higher air pressure, higher freezing point. THIS, is how you get water to freeze at say 45 degrees. We might need to increase the planetary gravity some. Invent gravity plating, or better yet, gravity inducing force fields.
I am desperate for snow in the Mid Atlantic.
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Let's will this thing south.
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21 minutes ago, stormtracker said:
Got damn good belly laugh out of that video again! Never fails
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5 minutes ago, EHoffman said:
That was his name, right. Hilarious character.
I loved his backyard snow maker. I wanted to dig the snow and pile it right up!
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Larry Cosgrove alludes to 'something special' possibly brewing in the Mid Atlantic associated with the blocking.
https://groups.google.com/g/weatheramerica/c/CMQw3ZKTNKc
'In a sense, the south central, Mid-Atlantic and New England states have the chance for "something really special" in terms of precipitation amount and type.'
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1 hour ago, MDScienceTeacher said:
Not a member above the mason dixon. It is less than 5 days and it hasn’t shown a run without any snow in the ma in like 10 runs. I have never in my life seen the euro trend toward the gfs when we need it to. Maybe just maybe this will be the miracle and the euro caves here in about 30 minutes
Euro will cave. Model runs of a lifetime
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Ji aleet! Ji aleet!
We have digital blue!
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Dale City averages are starting to rise. You are up to 43/26 now. That's an average high of 43 and an average low of 26.
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9 minutes ago, 87storms said:
How’s April looking?
Pattern will be ripe for snow in DC. Temps look to be about 35-47 degrees below normal the first ten days of April. High snow rates will overcome the sun angle.
Panic Room - Winter 23/24 Edition
in Mid Atlantic
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Or be kickin back at Mammoth mountain.