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I social distance from social media all the time.

My stuff is usually okay if it’s near a structure or trees, and the ones out in the open are those that get it the worst.

How do they look?

When this is all over, you should book a monologue somewhere that has a small stage and alcohol. I’d definitely go. This kind of dry comedy is worth a few bucks.

Frost and 30. A repeat of yesterday.

It wasn’t the young that I was referring to.

Which brings up a good point. It’s not only grannies at risk.

Can we define “opening”?

The covid thread is better with Jaws in it.

I don’t even have the weak appendicitis scar, but I’ll drink to your non scar.

You know what’s always bothered me about that movie? The guy that went out fishing with Ben, it was the same time that those idiots were throwing dynamite into the bay, but he was with Ben and he must have died too. I mean, the night Brody and Hooper went out in the boat was the same day as when the bozos caught the tiger shark (a whaaaattt??), so where’s his body? And worse, the body count is wrong! Did he have the flu? A prevailing heart condition? To me it doesn’t really matter. Death shouldn’t be casual, and certainly nobody should die alone like what is happening now. This guy...

Exactly! Like the first naked chick you see in a horror movie.

Ben Gardner was an old man. Should he have died? Think about that for a minute.

The flu has the same problem. You can’t have it both ways. That’s why I’ll never put on a life jacket again.

If only you had been on the beach that early July day. Pippet and Alex Kitner may still be alive.

Jaws and the covid response have so much in common that I could do this all day,

I feel confident that regardless of how any of this all’s turn out, our president will somehow find a way to claim victory. Make sure we get a picture for the paper even though the radius isn’t quite right.

There is one of those loud minorities gathered in Annapolis right now. It sounds like Harbormaster Frank Silva’s marina the day they all went out fishing. https://www.facebook.com/arundelpatriot/

Good post.

** playing solitaire on the deck **

How far off are widely available antibody tests?

I think and hope you’re right. But as Phin implied, there is another group that’s waiting for others to lead the way. Unfortunately, the lag from when the minority might go out to when they would be sick could lead to false hope for the lemmings. I mean, although Larry’s friend was the first into the water after they reopened the beaches, he wasn’t hurt, other than being roughed up on the frantic exit from the ocean. The real loss was Pippet.

Some people, for sure. But I think there are an equal number of folks (me included) that aren’t willing to risk it anytime soon. I’m not afraid of getting it and not recovering, but I don’t want to be someone that gets someone else sick that can’t recover. We can still save August.

What bar? The sandbar? Ben Gardner’s place?

No doubt. I was just watching them clear the beaches and It it’s pretty difficult to practice safe social distancing when everyone gets funneled into a dune crossing.