I went to Pittsburgh once for a Red Sox game. After the game, walking across whatever bridge back downtown, some yahoo tried to burn me with his cigarette. I very nearly threw him over said bridge.
That's my one and only Pittsburgh story.
Texas plays her, I mean them, this weekend.
Unfortunately Texas is a bit busy with a coach's stripper (her name is Pole Assassin, can't make it up) honeypot monkey that attacked and severely injured a trick or treater.