Tom, I've had a few but they were about the same distance you had, Nothing close either and really no good TS, They have either stayed north or south of here, Not really expecting much today either other then more showery rain.
When i was back at the marina in the early 2000's for 7yrs, We used a similar term except we called them the dock donkey, I think all the docks had at least one.
It was said many times by a few here, The first 2 weeks look to be below normal, Nobody cancelled summer, But the days and days of high 80's low 90's and dews in the 70's are not happening.
What a gorgeous day, High was 73/51F, Would love to see the whole Northeast with these temps all summer, So much more enjoyable, May hit 40’s tonight, Hoodie and pants in the morning!