ravensrule

Randy only knows about Long Pump.

Unfortunately everyone except the one who likes it the most, ME.

Perfect since I’m getting screwed again.

I’m in the jack off zone, hook me up please. I’m due.

Just a little love is enough for me. It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean.

Damn you have an early bedtime, you keep nursing home hours.

Which virgins did the system hit?, and how hard?. Wow, and it came back again.

You’re going to miss an 8-12” storm, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before so you’re good.

I would sign for this in a second.

And i thought i was old.

Thank you for learning from me and contributing meaningfully, we greatly appreciate that.

It takes a lot to get you excited.

I never claimed to be a teacher, and you definitely learned about sex. I'm just sorry you can't find a woman to use my sage advice.

If my dick jokes were as constant as his complaining i would be an actual penis, but i hear you. I am far from a part of the main click, in fact i love when people hate me. Maybe stop lurking and start posting, drive by's are very rude.

Nobody said you're hurting or insulting anybody, you just have been complaining for year and years NONSTOP. I don't put anyone on ignore because it just gets quoted anyway. You're a good guy, just less complaining would be greatly appreciated.