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house needs an orthodontist
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i see a giraffe
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this will be the coldest winter of the rest of your lives
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depends if he's been watered
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everyone here is a 56 year old man who's the weirdest person in their neighborhood, except forky, who is a cactus
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i am going to long branch today, i am going to walk into the ocean until i get to this marinara trench i've heard so much about. i am bringing eggplant parm
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my niece just handed me an etch a sketch and she's either trying to draw an elephant or there's +10 850s over the metro through february
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ewr 6”
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got drenched on the 4 mile jebwalk tonight, no radar is safe longer than 20 minutes with these quasi-feeder bands also the radar returns are low because i guess the drop sizes are small so even moderate green is a soaker i may have trenchfoot
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we needed this so badly
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got a 3.5 mile jebwalk in around 7:30, received enough water that i may bloom if we can get some sun
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too dangerous to swim as you cannot see the jetties (never mind the currents) but not too dangerous to run in and out of the surf line like a dog or small child
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i was looking at forecasts of 4-6 feet, which is rough but i swam that all day when Earl passed by. now there's a high surf advisory already active for waves up to 8 feet. plus it'll be dogshit weather out of the water. also there's a barbecue i'm invited to with a hot girl there. hot girl and meat vs drowning and being laughed at by everyone here when they find the internet article. choices
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i’m thinking it’s just gonna be too dangerous to swim tomorrow idk
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i could go for a nice sausage
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i'm going to go to the beach saturday out of sheer spite but also the water should still be warm (who cares if it's raining if you swim all day)
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listen to this guy, he knows his weenies. it's why he's such a master debater.
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hopefully this does not end up a redux of Ida, though that seems unlikely according to the current modelology
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models were still showing some residual effect into today but it probably ended early morning. by 10:30 the water was glass
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nice pics don i was in Long Branch, NJ today and basically all the surf forecasts were complete busts. the sea about as placid as a lake, there were no currents (rip or otherwise) until the afternoon. there were enough swells to make boarding worthwhile but nothing like i expected.
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saw a pod of at least 10 dolphins at Long Branch today. they told me to say hi to rclab
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975 would be quite a storm even if the wind field broadens out by that point maybe a bit of an irene redux
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there’s a whale in the water at long branch! wooooow
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should be a gorgeous day in Long Branch see you nerds at the beach
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it's weird when it's warm in september because it can be dry and windy and the days are shorter, and i'm cold even though it's like 80
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