Santa Claus

if you cannot find one i will adopt you

there is a sinister orange crescent moon setting on the western horizon. it is a bad omen

i am using powders and spells to discourage the warm nose on Sunday

it’s a neat system to track

the models seem juicier

i’ll take the under on that qpf

this is exhilarating, i feel like i’m at the horse track

6 inches of snow through CNJ followed by frozen junk until the storm is over. <1” QPF, <10:1 ratios, precip ending before monday sunrise. parlayed with patriots money line and LA/SEA u54.5 for $25,000. i’m going to buy an aircraft carrier

thank you donald

uh ohhhh!

rudolph the warm nosed reindeer had robust mid level warmth and if you saw the soundings you would even say “that’s sleet”

nyc 0” dc 0” boston 0” philly 0” will adjust as we get closer

no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around

it is not snowing next weekend

chatgpt list of the coldest places in hell