KAOS

On 12/19/2019 at 7:31 PM, MountainGeek said:

PSU sez this is a lock!

This here and much more is the future my friends. Keep the faith.

On 12/19/2019 at 6:48 PM, MountainGeek said:

Weenies DO NOT JUMP due to shutout period coming up, and don't let long-range NWP drive you to despair....

May I suggest an additional elective: 

Guru Mashups: How to cherry-pick expert commentary to support your desired outcome

Thanks for this wonderful suggestion. This will go well with Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model.

On 12/18/2019 at 12:23 AM, Jebman said:

Attention all snow weenies who are on the Ledge:

There IS Hope. This is going to be one of the frigidest, snowiest winters in Mid Atlantic History. Christmas is just around the corner and then New Years, which will usher in a truly WINTRY SNOW FILLED New Year here in the Mid Atlantic!

Welcome to the Redemption Room, Jebman (King of Redemption)!!! Thanks for your words of encouragement. I am sure they will help countless weenies seeking counseling. Please visit again. We have a stock pile of snow shovels and surely will be scheduling Jeb walks in the near future. Also, I have reserved special VIP seating for you here. See ya soon.

Temporarily Closed.

Turns out Barney and Snowmiser were hanging out in the bar and got into a big drunken argument about -AO and intervals of +PNA... then something about NAO and crap pac.

They destroyed the place.

We have recently added a new bar and lounge to the Redemption Room.

This just in from the Snow Miser Future Forecast Center...

Imagine a world beyond purples....

I wanted to take a moment and remind everyone of the possibilities moving forward.

Please welcome our special guest....

12 hours ago, Vice-Regent said:

I am now in damage control mode. This cost was more than I could bear.

The green catalpa tree has turned

All white; the cherry blooms once more.   

In one whole year I haven’t learned   

A blessed thing they pay you for.   

The blossoms snow down in my hair;   

The trees and I will soon be bare.

 

The trees have more than I to spare.   

The sleek, expensive girls I teach,   

Younger and pinker every year,   

Bloom gradually out of reach.

The pear tree lets its petals drop   

Like dandruff on a tabletop.

 

The girls have grown so young by now   

I have to nudge myself to stare.

This year they smile and mind me how   

My teeth are falling with my hair.   

In thirty years I may not get

Younger, shrewder, or out of debt.

Fear not... you too, shall be redeemed.

41 fun loving degrees here.

Just remember, there is always time in the season for redemption.

In attempt to remain proactive, we are currently looking into offering the following programs and courses.

- The Friendly Mountains: How CAD is your friend

- Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model

- Creating your own Cold Air: Precipitation rates and how they effect the Column

- Coping with White Rain: Justifying the need for White Rain Events

- Ground Temps: Dispelling myths regarding Car Tire Heat

- Radar Hallucinations:  Are they Real?

- Virga with Benefits: Advancing your relationship with Virga

This is just a small sampling. We would appreciate any feedback and/or suggestions.

Here is a Preview...

Obviously, changing the number on a clock doesn’t actually add any time onto our days. That point was eloquently made in this old joke:

When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said,

“Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

It has come to my attention that there are those who are hoping to sow seeds of despair by pointing out days will be getting longer in the not so distance future. Fear not my friends. This will only provide the opportunity to watch the copious amounts of snow we surely shall receive this winter season during the daylight hours.

This will be followed by the Daylight Savings Time conspiracy hoax later in the year. Don't take the bait.

We will be offering a program to address these issues as well.

12 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:

 

In order to know the true depth of despair, one must first have hope. 

When facing an unknown future, hope is as reasonable as despair. Do not be swayed by those who offer trinkets of despair in exchange for hope.

Here we shall celebrate all victories... as small as they may be.

We will be offering several counseling programs in the near future.

As an example....The Eclipse Program. Here we deal with anxiety as it relates to sun angle, etc.

Welcome to the Redemption Room. Dedicated to saving the lives of weenies who are considering jumping off the cliff.

2 minutes ago, Bob Chill said:

If missing on a crappy lame warm front with a brief period of snow before a big period of rain sends someone over the edge then they have no business even reading the directions let alone actually playing the game

We all know there will be jumpers. Especially if those to the north and west manage to stay frozen while members 50 miles south experience nothing but cold rain . That said, your statement should serve as a PSA. Thank you.

I predict this will end in an uptick in reapings . Congratz WxWatcher007 .

Not a good sign when the reaper shows up in the thread. Trolling for early season customers?

Current observations.... Cold Rain.

Snownado..

Someone swapped my lemonade with pee. Off to the panic room... I hear the reaper has returned.