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I measured 50+ degrees today. It is currently rippin fatties... the road and concrete surfaces have caved. The grass, mulch, car tops, trash can lids caved long ago... even puddles are caving.
A "salt truck" just drove down my road.
This is redemption my friends.
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Still rippin fatties.
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On 12/25/2019 at 7:25 PM, Steve25 said:
Anyone have content from that epic week in 2010? I could use it right about now lol
I offer you this...
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Snow is Back..
"I really like the snow"
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On 12/25/2019 at 7:25 PM, Steve25 said:
Anyone have content from that epic week in 2010? I could use it right about now lol
Not going to need it. This is Snowtown 2020. Enjoy your redemption.
Happy New Year!!!
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It is that time of year... Almost everyone wants to have a White Christmas but it is rarely in the cards for us. Consequently, we have opened up the Weenie Suicide Prevention hot lines.
Don't be a victim. Victory is right around the corner.
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On 12/20/2019 at 12:00 AM, Maestrobjwa said:
This statement has more truth than you realize...lol
I think he may be working with the Reaper.
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On 12/19/2019 at 7:31 PM, MountainGeek said:
PSU sez this is a lock!
This here and much more is the future my friends. Keep the faith.
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On 12/19/2019 at 6:48 PM, MountainGeek said:
Weenies DO NOT JUMP due to shutout period coming up, and don't let long-range NWP drive you to despair....
May I suggest an additional elective:
Guru Mashups: How to cherry-pick expert commentary to support your desired outcome
Thanks for this wonderful suggestion. This will go well with Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model.
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On 12/18/2019 at 12:23 AM, Jebman said:
Attention all snow weenies who are on the Ledge:
There IS Hope. This is going to be one of the frigidest, snowiest winters in Mid Atlantic History. Christmas is just around the corner and then New Years, which will usher in a truly WINTRY SNOW FILLED New Year here in the Mid Atlantic!
Welcome to the Redemption Room, Jebman (King of Redemption)!!! Thanks for your words of encouragement. I am sure they will help countless weenies seeking counseling. Please visit again. We have a stock pile of snow shovels and surely will be scheduling Jeb walks in the near future. Also, I have reserved special VIP seating for you here. See ya soon.
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Temporarily Closed.
Turns out Barney and Snowmiser were hanging out in the bar and got into a big drunken argument about -AO and intervals of +PNA... then something about NAO and crap pac.
They destroyed the place.
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We have recently added a new bar and lounge to the Redemption Room.
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This just in from the Snow Miser Future Forecast Center...
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Imagine a world beyond purples....
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I wanted to take a moment and remind everyone of the possibilities moving forward.
Please welcome our special guest....
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12 hours ago, Vice-Regent said:
I am now in damage control mode. This cost was more than I could bear.
The green catalpa tree has turnedAll white; the cherry blooms once more.In one whole year I haven’t learnedA blessed thing they pay you for.The blossoms snow down in my hair;The trees and I will soon be bare.The trees have more than I to spare.The sleek, expensive girls I teach,Younger and pinker every year,Bloom gradually out of reach.The pear tree lets its petals dropLike dandruff on a tabletop.The girls have grown so young by nowI have to nudge myself to stare.This year they smile and mind me howMy teeth are falling with my hair.In thirty years I may not getYounger, shrewder, or out of debt.Fear not... you too, shall be redeemed.
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41 fun loving degrees here.
Just remember, there is always time in the season for redemption.
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In attempt to remain proactive, we are currently looking into offering the following programs and courses.
- The Friendly Mountains: How CAD is your friend
- Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model
- Creating your own Cold Air: Precipitation rates and how they effect the Column
- Coping with White Rain: Justifying the need for White Rain Events
- Ground Temps: Dispelling myths regarding Car Tire Heat
- Radar Hallucinations: Are they Real?
- Virga with Benefits: Advancing your relationship with Virga
This is just a small sampling. We would appreciate any feedback and/or suggestions.
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Here is a Preview...
Obviously, changing the number on a clock doesn’t actually add any time onto our days. That point was eloquently made in this old joke:
When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said,
“Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
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It has come to my attention that there are those who are hoping to sow seeds of despair by pointing out days will be getting longer in the not so distance future. Fear not my friends. This will only provide the opportunity to watch the copious amounts of snow we surely shall receive this winter season during the daylight hours.
This will be followed by the Daylight Savings Time conspiracy hoax later in the year. Don't take the bait.
We will be offering a program to address these issues as well.
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12 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:
In order to know the true depth of despair, one must first have hope.
When facing an unknown future, hope is as reasonable as despair. Do not be swayed by those who offer trinkets of despair in exchange for hope.
Tuesday 1/7/20 Disco snow event
in Mid Atlantic
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Still rockin here.
The end is near... until next time.