TheSnowman

Ummm Just looked at NWS Totals List: I motion to the board that we protest the snow gods to SOP HAVING THE NORTH SHORE WIN EVERY SINGLE STORM?? That’s 3 In a Row! I Somehow, even missing the first 3-4 hours yesterday, Still managed to get more than most people with that one hour of 2” / hour. THEN I look at the North Shore - And they got 6”!?!? That is 24”-26”, 11”-13”, and now 5”-6”. 3 Wins in a Row. 42” in 17 days.

I can't believe I'm saying this but..... It's a HAPPY Cory Post! As Rare as a Will Campbell Block. After that little 2.75", with the FIRST 2" Per Hour Rates I've seen since the Thunder and Lighting Snowstorm of 4" per hour that I watched on Granite Links overlooking Boston in February of 2022. We now at the Highest Snow Depth of the Season at 15.5", and the 6th Best Look for the Snow Banks of my Life! Only Behind: February and March 2015 (With 31" Depth) Early February 2011 (With 28" Depth) Late January 2005 (With 26" Depth) Late February 2003 (With 26" Depth) January 1996 (With 32" Depth, and we built forts and tunnels) The NWS btw, COMPLETELY F’d up Not putting Anything at all the entire day today Or during the storm, when, as someone who Frequently goes out Driving in Snowstorms, the roads were AS BAD as I've Ever seen them, with Blinding 2" Per Hour Snow (picture from the video below). I Finally feel, like it's a Real Winter tonight, shoveling this beautiful fluff after a 2" per hour Surprise fall, making the piles look historic, now just over 40" on the season, and starting to close in on standard climo for mid-February after the past 3 years of Hell. Not to mention I did some good old rally driving all over town; even recorded some Wall Kiss driving since the Piles ALLOW IT! I Complain Only when I'm getting Truly F'd. Which has been non-stop this year, and for years on end with almost every storm. That's why my rants seem like a pandemic. And I AM Furious about Only starting to snow at 10:30 when Salem, MA was non-stop since 5pm. I could have had 6" had the radar liked for ONCE. But tonight was Pure Magic. Just Like the old days. Piles higher than me, put icicles on the top of the peaks, fluffy snow acting like my brush. All sitting on the trees glimmering in the little light from the house. This is what we live for. This is Deep Winter. And OF COURSE the Models have Nothing coming up and 40+ F all over in the next few days so BACK TO COMPLAINING I GO!

And now JUST as I go to enjoy something this winter, it's going South of me by 5 miles to end the storm over the next hour. After I ALREADY missed the first 3 hours. I can’t enjoy Anything this winter.

WAIT!! These are off the WORST conditions I've Ever Seen driving! And I come back, and there's 2"!! In 1 Hour!! Best Rates of the Season!

It JUST started snowing here in Northern RI, and you have 1.5” What in the Absolute Hell AGAIN. And it’s Gorgeous, but impossible to enjoy.

My March 2023 Total was 2.5” NO THANKS.

I will turn into a Full On Mass Snow Murderer if this verifies.

I’m pointing out the facts. If you want me to post every map I will. Sorry they offend you. Instead of attacking, why don’t you explain how it’s Meteorologically Possible to get Beaten in All 4 directions 3 times in a winter when you live in the Lincoln to Attleboro region. That I would be Highly Interested in.

1. I Only got Home 4 Days Ago. 2. The Snow Needed to be sledded on Immediately after, as with big storms, as the compound is too much to cut through. I didn’t get home until 9 days after. 3. I Didn’t Clear the trails this year because we had NO Winter Until January 18th. I Left the 20th. 4. 2.5” today. You want me to be excited?

This is the 4th Storm this winter where I got absolutely Waxed by Southern RI; which has NEVER happened before. It is also the 3rd Storm where I was Beaten by people South of me West of me and North of me and East of me. That…. THAT should be Impossible once. Let alone 3 times in a Winter.

2.5” The Rest of RI : 6-9. North Shore (which ALREADY Jackpoted the big one last week And Jackpotted the 2014-2015 Winter), 10”-13”. A FOOT!? This Winter can go Suck Itself.

5” Through January 17th is Equal to the WORST Winter of All-Time through that date. I was HOME November 7th through then. 18” is Not REMOTELY Historic. You want me to get you Every Storm since 1890 that beat it? It’s a Run of the Mill big storm like the forgettable Blizzard of 2006 or of 2022 or 2011 or 2019 (2019 was Memorable for Me, but Not most of you all). The SWFE of 2026 was Historic for the country, but it does Not get a banner in SNE, it will Not be remembered for anything important in this area, and it Certainly doesn’t go to the Hall of Fame just like Bill Cheatachick. It made the Top 10 in Boston. SO Did PDII and MOST of you don’t even want to talk about PDII as Historic. And you want me to pull my Weiner out because I almost jackpotted a 7” storm? 7”?! I got Screwed on the First 6 Storms EVERY possible way. Too Far North. Too Far South. Too Far West. And even the Crazy Rare situation of Too Far East. (Which TONIGHT it looks like I’m Too Far East YET Again, but THIS time, it’s by 5 measly Miles) I can’t Spell Meteorology let alone forecast. But you’re Now getting into an argument with me On Historic Statistics. That’s MY Turf 4 Seasons. 33” at this point is 115th out of the 136 Seasons of data I have. Go ahead and tell me I’m supposed to be excited.

Did you SEE the Models? Can you not SEE northeast RI? I just Reposted one of the MANY models that show the same thing. NE RI getting Screwed. And on the Winter - Do you Really think 5” though Mid-January is GOOD?!? That’s All-Time Record Bad. 33” through early February? That’s Bottom 25% of all winters. Did you FORGET that I got Screwed on All 6 of the First 6 Storms?? Where everyone from on the flipping Cape to even SE CT to All of Massachusetts and the Rest of CT and Everyone North was AHEAD of me? YES. It Absolutely Sucks Balls. All-Time Horrific. And YOU call it “Incredible”!?!?!? And “Above Climo”!? That’s FACTUALLY a Lie.

Grok AI: Can you Create a Snowstorm that Specifically Hammers ONLY RI, almost No one else, but Also Somehow Totally F**ks the town of Cumberland. Thanks. AI:

This odd the 5th output I’ve seen that SPECIFICALLY SCREWS MY TOWN and Eternity in RI . I Everyone Else. What the Absolute Fkkk. EVEN THE ONE TOTALLY SPECIFIC RI that I’ve Ever Seen in my ENTIRE LIFE…. Manages to Screw My Town. This Winter like the last 3 a Suck by GD Balls.