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It is in my experience that not only CAN beggars be choosers, they almost always are. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sixty-two minutes after Nooners: 38°F and sunny. I heard a blasting sound about an hour ago that I can only imagine was the Punxsutawney Phil Gronk-spiking the football on the Old Farmer's Almanac. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'll take straight into the oven at this point in life. Last week I had frozen marbles and this week I'm worried about boulders washing away in a tsunami? Oh well. Beats being cold. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nope. Not even a little. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The Trump Air MAGA 24 is the footwear equivalent to a 280 hour HECS on the Euro: it's large and in charge and guaranteed to fall apart in a week. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Dude went to a shoe convention in Philadelphia and hawked sneakers that looked like absolute SHIT and sold out. Nobody... fn NOBODY is going to wear those garish things, but because the god emperor held them up, they're fashion. "How do you know I stormed the Capital on January 6th, 2025?" "Because your Air MAGAs can be seen from Space, you idiot." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm going to run for president on this campaign slogan. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That circle right over my backyard is the aforementioned impact crater. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"CPA Forum is hot right now. Der iKon must be showing something spectacular." Yeah, a 3,000 square foot impact crater. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Basically my goal right now is to get a fire icon next to our thread on a clear day with blue skies where absolutely nothing could possibly be happening, just to have outsiders come out of curiosity to see what a plane crash looks like. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Slow weather day, folks. You get this shit or it turns into FOX News. I report, you decide. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The $100/month subscription hits a little differently. This time you get an email with a schedule of when to expect prison scenes like having tiddies pressed up against glass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Again, there are "hubs" for that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If that dude practiced what he preached about checking ones blood sugar regularly, he may still be here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So weird to see some person massaging a walrus like that. Usually that move results in something going down at the Hershey Hotel. I hope he at least threw it a fish. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh shit. I left out the important part. I'm a time traveler from the year 2047. I was sent by the Greater San Angeles Police Department to Philadelphia in the year 2032 to collect specific artifacts related to a criminal organization headed up by the former Simon Phoenix. During my time in 2032 Philadelphia, the lovechild of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, a 90-foot tall behemoth weighing-in at 7 metric tonne, smashed the I-95 highway bridge while running to film an episode of New Heights podcast with Uncle Jason. Newly reelected president Josh Shapiro, having rebuilt that same bridge some years back as governor of PA, handed the blueprint for the original rebuild over to PA governor Matthew McGloin. Having had the shits of time travel, missing my family, and living a lie, I was on my way to commit suicide by throwing myself off the bridge on the day Kool Aid Kelce showed up, and the disappointment of my failed attempt to unalive myself only renewed my desire to carry on the mission. So yeah. It was fast. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I would, but President Shapiro rebuilt the bridge I wanted to have fall on top of me last year. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I was today years old when I learned that @sauss06 is Tyronn Lue. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh. Well King Dick gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Did the formatting screw up? Lol on my end it shows the quote. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This dude from the panic room gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yes and the winner gets to kill the last-place finisher with the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You could probably cut (heh) costs by simply making a mower blade the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yes because of the volcano; however, I suspect a tactical nuclear explosion or two somewhere around Kyiv within the next 18 months will probably offset all that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

La Niña is coming Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk