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WmsptWx

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  1. I'm going to run for president on this campaign slogan. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  2. That circle right over my backyard is the aforementioned impact crater. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  3. "CPA Forum is hot right now. Der iKon must be showing something spectacular." Yeah, a 3,000 square foot impact crater. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  4. Basically my goal right now is to get a fire icon next to our thread on a clear day with blue skies where absolutely nothing could possibly be happening, just to have outsiders come out of curiosity to see what a plane crash looks like. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  5. Slow weather day, folks. You get this shit or it turns into FOX News. I report, you decide. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  6. The $100/month subscription hits a little differently. This time you get an email with a schedule of when to expect prison scenes like having tiddies pressed up against glass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  7. Again, there are "hubs" for that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  8. If that dude practiced what he preached about checking ones blood sugar regularly, he may still be here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  9. So weird to see some person massaging a walrus like that. Usually that move results in something going down at the Hershey Hotel. I hope he at least threw it a fish. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  10. Oh shit. I left out the important part. I'm a time traveler from the year 2047. I was sent by the Greater San Angeles Police Department to Philadelphia in the year 2032 to collect specific artifacts related to a criminal organization headed up by the former Simon Phoenix. During my time in 2032 Philadelphia, the lovechild of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, a 90-foot tall behemoth weighing-in at 7 metric tonne, smashed the I-95 highway bridge while running to film an episode of New Heights podcast with Uncle Jason. Newly reelected president Josh Shapiro, having rebuilt that same bridge some years back as governor of PA, handed the blueprint for the original rebuild over to PA governor Matthew McGloin. Having had the shits of time travel, missing my family, and living a lie, I was on my way to commit suicide by throwing myself off the bridge on the day Kool Aid Kelce showed up, and the disappointment of my failed attempt to unalive myself only renewed my desire to carry on the mission. So yeah. It was fast. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  11. I would, but President Shapiro rebuilt the bridge I wanted to have fall on top of me last year. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  12. I was today years old when I learned that @sauss06 is Tyronn Lue. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  13. Oh. Well King Dick gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  14. Did the formatting screw up? Lol on my end it shows the quote. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  15. This dude from the panic room gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  16. Yes and the winner gets to kill the last-place finisher with the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  17. You could probably cut (heh) costs by simply making a mower blade the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  18. Yes because of the volcano; however, I suspect a tactical nuclear explosion or two somewhere around Kyiv within the next 18 months will probably offset all that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  19. La Niña is coming Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  20. https://weather.com/forecast/national/news/2024-02-15-spring-temperature-outlook Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  21. 15 here this morning. Far cry from my shot of five. Good to see DT has untedp on interw. I'm ready to not be cold. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  22. That's how mine is. I have one area that never sees the sun that still has like four inches of pack. The sun-touched part is bare ground. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  23. I thought about saying it would be an introduction to the future for Ja Morant, but thought better of it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  24. I once wrestled a Serb called Milo Hrvakic, whose finishing maneuver was a shooting star press. He called it to "Albedoman," because he said it sounded Dalmatian in nature. Milo Hrvakic weighed 375 lbs. Anyway, he hit me with the "Albedomen" which broke seven of my ribs. I kicked out, hit him with the Tamaqua Split ("Split" being Croatian chapped this dude's ass big time) and got my hand raised. Screw Milo Hrvakic. Milo Hrvakic sucks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  25. You forgot the o in lol. That made that last sentence hit hard lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
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