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Now show me Kathy getting out of her car and shooting the trash can. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Biggest risk I possess there is wandering out to recover my son's blown away play house (therefore verifying @canderson's worst life fears) and stepping in a pile of dog shit, but I appreciate the concern. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

No word on the status of the roads. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My kid turned two last Saturday. He gets up about once a week in the middle of the night due to gas and he hasn't figured out how to fart in his sleep yet. He's dealing with an ear infection (fucking tube fell out and ear immediately got jacked up) and is on augmentin, which makes him shit like a thoroughbred. Last night he woke up at 1:30, fouled his diaper, and then walked over to where the sink where the bowl he ate out of last evening was sitting, grabbed it and handed it to me basically demanding I make him chicken nuggets. Fourth meal came at 2:00 AM. Little shit is getting melatonin the first night he's old enough for it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Wait your kids sleep? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sounds like a meetup at Daiquiri King's joint is in order. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What does second place in a daiquiri contest get? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The @canderson's of change have brought snow to us here in Vail at elevation. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How many @canderson's would you rate said wind? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Makes sense. That cell was running riot from Cedar Rapids until Evanston. It looked like West Chicago was going to get a solid rogering at about 9 pm last night. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's quite cold outside now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What @canderson expects when it is windy versus what actually happens Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This is what you choose to bed down in when you're too busy galavanting about from Broadway to Spring Training to Azerbaijan and don't see much use for actually reinforcing any one part of your home. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Just got a Special Weather Statement about a line of storm bringing 50 mph gust about five minutes too late. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The gust I just received would probably level @canderson's house if it was constructed as shittily as I imagine it was given his fixation on the wind. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Holy wind Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I have two golden retrievers, one reposed, one still with us, both used the space between the shitter and the wall as their thunder buddy. The living dog is probably the largest golden on record. He probably tips the scales at around 130 lbs. Remarkably he's not a fat dog. Watching him squeeze his big ass under and behind the can is hilarious. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Tornado wipes away the ivy at Wrigley and it just becomes a fence. Purists cry. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How much of Texas burns before Greg Abbott gets up out of his chair to pour a bucket on the fire? "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude. This guy fuckin walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope some poor asshole in Chillicothe gets smoked by flying Skyline Chili and ends up at the Ohio State game in the sky. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Goodbye, Chicago. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Surely didn't stop any of the Jan Sixers. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good. Let's make it happen. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am ready to get blown (away). Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good to see we give jailbirds weather forum access now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk