Jebman

You guys are gonna get plenty of snow from this. You've won already.

How much you need?

Trust me on this. It's going to get very cold. Even in south Texas. I will lose all my plants. I will have no water. I will be channeling west North Carolina, Swannanoa for a while. I might see accumulating snow in Buda. But DCers. You guys may truly get obliterated. It's going to get 1977 cold there. But with snow. Just stock up. Get 25000 IPAs. Get 45 shovels and ten snowblowers. Stock up on food. Be ready to stay awake for 10 days or more. Because you will be tracking like no other time in history. Just trust me. These are interesting times we are living in. The snow drought is over. It's snowBlitz time. Millville --- You are gonna have the time of your life!!

Next week folks. Need to keep a serious eye on models, and stay frosty. We could even see some frozen right down here in Buda TX. You all REALLY need to keep a serious weather eye on the models next 8 days. Remember, the Jebman called it. Remember that as you clamber out of your windows to get out the damn house come Jan 22 or so. THIS COULD BE VERY BAD. Or GOOD, depending on your point of view, lol. Carry on.

Ouch that is a direct hit on Austin. I don't even want to think about how cold that would be, a reprise of Feb 2022 I hope not. We lost all our plants and I was hauling water like an Oklahoma Sooner for days.

I was definitely psycho man back in The Day piling snow up so it would last longer. My late dad was in TEARS, from me trying to clean Greenwood Drive WITH A SHOVEL then piling it way the hell up by the north side of the house. I was even trying to spread it on the north lawn then stomping it down tight then piling even MORE, while neighbors gaped, with their jaws on the ground. You only think you like the snow. I worshiped it! Don't forget the drifts. There is no finer time in life, then savoring stolen snow! You haven't lived, until you wait til 330am when every normie is fast asleep deep in the arms of Morpheus, then you kind of like just happen to be takin a shortcut right thru someone else's drift. Damn that felt fucking good! I would also roll around in the drift, getting the snow all over myself and thoroughly enjoying the sensation of being in a Arctic wonderland, maybe even getting lost in Greenland in a blizzard! I remember back when I was 23 in 1987, after the first 14 incher on Jan 22 1987, I went out late and I wallowed in every damn drift in Woodbridge! I was young and extremely crazy as hell and certifiably nuts about snow! I had the time of my life then! I was digging snow and rolling around in it and sliding around on ice patches screaming woooooo-hooooooo at the top of my lungs and dancing like Michael Jackson! You'da thought I just won 45 trillion dollars in the damn lottery. No, just happy about snow. I hope with everything in my snow loving heart, that the Mid Atlantic gets 2013-2014'd REAL GOOD this winter! You all are way overdue! The pattern looks kind of trying to go that direction!

You will definitely see a lot more snow this winter.

Man I REALLY hope that is the case. In which case I am extremely elated for the entire sub! Because, IT'S THE MID ATLANTIC!

Enjoy the snow! Hey, Snow on snow!

Couple of years ago we got three quarters of an inch of ice. Wouldn't recommend that either. No power, no water.

We got 12.5 inches. I remember driving around late that night. Wondering why it was getting so windy. Nice surprise snow. Surprises are the best. It's like going to Charles Town Races and Slots and playin with house money and winning the jackpot.

This weekend thing down here is a chilly soaker with about 1-2 inches of much needed rain, at 36 degrees and a NASTY northerly wind. We need the rain BAD and we are all grateful. Sending it your way as a snowstorm, straight outta Texas with love. Hope the models are wrong and DC gets a surprise 6-12 snow. Models can be wrong. Get those shovels ready. Heavy wet snow has caused many a blower to blow gaskets. Get the IPAs stocked up too and get ready for some nice snowy jebwalks. I think you will all LOVE the new Jebman AI Model. It's been right so far.......

That's why you pile the dendies real high! Can't do a thing about the sun so shovel every walk, road, pile it up! Leave no flake behind!

Thanks Millville.

Does anyone on here know how much snow Dale City Virginia and vicinity got from yesterday's snowstorm? They got 1.16 water. Did Dale City REALLY get 11 inches ?

It's YOUR Money! Use it when YOU need it!

That, is the kind of mammoth styled blizzard I have long been yearning for you guys to get demolished by for years!

CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy that snow!

I did cheerlead the 16 inches over the entire sub. I am sorry my forecast was wrong. But you did get 8 inches though.

Enjoy that jebwalk! I am so happy for you guys right now! I got mad at the sleet earlier but now its Dec 31 1999 all over again! YOU GOT 10 INCHES of pow! Wooooooooo-Hooooooooooooo!

Wow Deck Pic you look like you are up in Watertown on a Lake Effect Snow Band chase! Excellent pic!

Love this! Lots of people have reported 8 to 10 inches. Nice storm after all. So happy many ended up with a good snow after all. Looks like the ULL pass was the icing on the snowy cake!

Love this with all my snow loving heart, will likely cherish it forever. I wub Christmas lights in the snow!

Hey everyone. Please don't forget to pile those dendrites up. Pile them on the north sides of sunlight blocking objects like your car, the house, the shed. Pile them high. The idea is to have piles of snow all ready for the next storm, which may bring you all more accumulating snows! Shovel your walk, the driveway, the entire road if you have to, and pile it all up nice and high. Maybe even increase the depth of your snowpack, spread it around then pack it down. The entire Sub, is a northern Snow Town!

In retrospect the storm was kind of a let down after we got the SLEET, having been assured multiple times, that hey there is no way on earth that the SLEET was ever gonna get up into Northern Virginia, too damn much cold air. But last night was pure gold. I have never seen this sub so happy. I felt like it was 1987 all over again, I was a young man able to walk 6 mph for hours and shovel out half of Dale City with a 14 inch blizzard on the way. I was in total snow heaven and the entire sub was jumping like it was December 31, 1999 at the hippest party I have ever experienced! Last night was one in infinity, right up until that horrid pinging SLEET invasion came along destroying snow accumulation dreams like the Banda Aceh Tsunami. But at least everyone got some snow. At least one person got to see 12 inches. I think Dale City eked out 6 inches. Its better than nothing. But just the THOUGHT that we could have had that PRECIOUS 16 INCHES! To break a back trying to shovel! To jebwalk in deep snow, getting beatdown right in the face with huge snow aggregates coming down so damn hard you can't even see where you are going! I hate sleet. I hate warm noses and any other POS that gets in the way of the Mid Atlantic SUB getting a truly Brobdingnagian amount of powder snow. One item that was particularly galling, was that we sacrificed inches of precious snow on that damn DRY COLUMN at the start where we were all CRYING the MOST for snow! Some waited hours and hours! All that DRY FRIGID AIR! We sacrificed snow for dry air, finally it reached the ground, we got a few inches then that DAMNED SLEET came smashing in, obliterated the snow party like no other! Crushing dreams NINE FRACKING YEARS IN THE MAKING, while people patiently endured hours of useless PIXIE DUST and sleet pellets! I can't BEGIN to tell you all HOW MUCH I LOATHE THAT ACCURSED SLEET. I hate it. I truly do. Damn. We waited NINE YEARS for this. That Base State is horrid, It might be 2034 before we get another storm like this. Times have changed. I'll be 69 old years old, if indeed I am still alive. Need to add something here. We ended up with with some sleet and some lulls BUT this storm HAS turned out to meet the NWS forecasts after all. Many places are getting totals of 8 to 12 inches of snow. The ULL pass is helping many, and this has turned out to be a very good storm. I am so happy for this sub but I still wish you all could have gotten 16. That, would have been truly EPIC, but 8 to 12 inches of snow is a damn good storm!! Enjoy it! You have another system coming, but I will be more cautious and just say I hope it brings you more pure powder snow.