Hoth

Can you arrest yourself for indecent exposure?

"You see this scar? Winter of 2023... She broke my heart."

You ever look in a storm's eye, Chief?

Stop cheering him up. He has to whine and kvetch to entice this closer.

We need you to start bitching more. It’s the only way to pull this thing in.

This is my fault guys. I finally caved and bought a blower a few weeks back, thereby ending winter in southern New England. The only dark and stormy in our future involves ginger beer and dark rum.

Would be nice to catch a break on this one. We've been outside looking in since January while folks north/east have cashed in.

Think we can scrape an inch or two out of this? I'd love to cover the 1/25 crust again.

Throw in the final grinding months of a world war and the deadliest pandemic since the Bubonic plague to boot. Now is the winter of our discontent.

I woulda been so pissed off if I lived in Bridgeport back then. Just surrounded by 3-4 foot amounts and barely scraping by with 18. Nightmare fuel.

Down to 11 degrees. It's a legit airmass. Ground blizzard off the adjacent golf course.

I would absolutely love to see you win a Grammy, if only for your acceptance speech. I can just picture you railing against Greta for five minutes for stealing your snow until they drag you off stage.

Are you chasing?

This squall is slamming! Here comes the wind, too.

Excellent fluff in this band. Maybe we can squeeze out another inch.