jburns

Working hard as usual today

Hope you don't think I am perving. lol  I'm getting back into photography after a long hiatus.  I've been finding face shots to practice on to regain my Photoshop skills.  I thought you might like to see the quick glamour treatment I gave this one.  Not much resolution to work with but it still turned out fairly well.  

IF THIS CREEPS YOU OUT, MESSAGE ME AND I'LL TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

I thought you were a lot older. Like Jburns old.

Bite me!  lol

What exactly is the southeast ridge?

If you like the way the weather is this coming Friday and Saturday, you are a fan of the Southeast ridge.  It is my second favorite winter feature.  Snow is number one. But if it's not going to snow, it might as well be nice enough to enjoy some outdoor activities.

You can always check out my website, www.wxjordan.com, for weather commentary, especially during interesting weather. I mainly focus on NC weather; however, I will focus on other areas in the SE on large scale storms.

I'm sorry, I have standards.  Until you get that red tag here you're just, BrickWest to me.  

Pickup lines: http://www.weather.funnelfiasco.com/pickup_lines.html

The only truly useful link in the real world.

My major excitement since being on here, I got Banged!! Lol..I have bangs now. It's been at least 5 years, it's a big deal for me1384193_10201186136308800_2048712756_n.jpg

It's never been that long for me, but I still enjoy it.

A year ago I started on a journey that was, at the time unknown to me, either was going to kill me or make me a healthier and much stronger person.  I didn't make myself a stronger person, though.  Ended up almost killing myself.  But, in the meantime I did get healthier, well, in a way.  The two pics were taken 3 years apart.  Hard to believe it's the same person.

You look great!   Oh by the way, the whole country thanks you.

Mexico has overtaken the United States as the fattest country on this half of the globe, CBS News reports.

With a 32.8 percent adult obesity rate, Mexico just inches past the 31.8 percent obesity rate in the United States, according to a study released last month by the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization.

Rotfl, the more I think about that the more I think there is a fortune in there   We'd have to pay Hanna Barbera royalties I'm sure, but still the Scoopy Doo turd collector would surely sell in the bazillions!!!   YOu see to manufacture and distribution, and I'll issue encouragement, and attaboys.   T

I agree.  I've seen weaker ideas make fortunes.

  A kin to that existential cry..."Scoopy Doo, where are you"......

 It's Scooby Doo not scoopy doo.  Unless your walking him in NYC of course.

"To learn is to know.  To know is to grow!  To grow is to live!!"   From the Mole Mantra of Gibbe rish.  T

To be rather than to seem. Cicero

To be or not to be. Shakespeare

Do be do be do. Sinatra

There are no moles in space.

Sent from my Alex Bell crank phone using whatever the hell I want to use.

 Actually,  Principal Burns, they are even now doing extensive research on the Space Stay into whether Moles can help star ships navigate through Worm Holes!!  If we have a future in deep space it may be due to SpaceMoles!!  Bet ya didn't know that....  T

I didn't know that because I didn't want to know that.

Sent from my Alex Bell crank phone using whatever the hell I want to use.

There are no moles in space.

Sent from my Alex Bell crank phone using whatever the hell I want to use.

It would scar you for life and then the karma gods would seek revenge on me      

I've gotten scars in a lot of worse ways. Lets risk it.

Don't forget about that heart condition.

Not a problem. I asked that question three days after my attack, much to the embarrassment of my wife.

  I just deleted them so they don't scare anyone  

I like to be scared.

I believe your bullfrog is a leopard frog.

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So that's what bile tastes like.

If you find yourself starting every damn thread, stop! That is narcissistic behavior. Not only that, it is just weird.

lol  Not only that but it messes up the calendar.

You appear to be on the Milliken property - it was a great day to be outside too.  Looking good for a 22 year old.

I thought that was an old sweater.

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Drove up to Spartanburg to play with my grandbaby this weekend

 

Cute.  Baby too.

O M G!  That looks amazing

Twas.  

A good way to cheer up.  A 24oz extra rare prime rib.  

Me and my brother at my white coat ceremony...I'm on the right

So when my mother used to tell me that the men in white coats were going to come and take me away she was talking about someone like you?

So now we have burgerschlontz.  Sounds like something you might find at a Jewish picnic.

I don't know if I'm posted a picture or not before.  This was taken a a week-and-a-half ago from somewhere much warmer than here.

Asheboro?