I think I would have a priapism writing this ZFP.
UESDAY...SNOW. AREAS OF BLOWING SNOW. SNOW MAY BE HEAVY AT
TIMES IN THE MORNING. VISIBILITY ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT
TIMES. ADDITIONAL SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 6 TO 10 INCHES. STRONG
WINDS. NEAR STEADY TEMPERATURE IN THE UPPER 20S. NORTH WINDS
35 TO 45 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 75 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW NEAR
100 PERCENT.