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PDS tornado warning for Strand, IA.

Photogenic tornado on the ground in Red Oak, Iowa.

What an advertisement for the LSV. Perhaps one of our red-taggers who turned into a realtor could use that quote.

*Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke*

I don't think that's relevant. I'm not saying Scottie is guilty. I'm not saying he's innocent, but there's an alleged assault on PO, correct? You telling me you or I find ourselves in that position and they're going to let us walk while an investigation pends? Or at least as quickly as he got out? My ass. We'd be told to celebrate due process in a holding cell while the cop gets stitched up and they figure it out. Oh and this isn't me railing on the police either, far from it, but if the person in question wasn't the #1 ranked individual on the planet at what he does and holds a considerable bankroll, they'd be playing hangman on a cell wall right now. Edit: I just saw the cop was dragged by a car. Yeah. We sure as shit wouldn't be leaving jail in time for the first hole.

And if you or I beat the shit out of a cop or so much as farted on them, we'd have been thrown into a can at county and told to cool our asses off until a judge can be bothered to see us, which would be Monday or Tuesday, maybe. And then he would deny our bail so we would continue to cool our asses until the fair and speedy trial went down in 245 days. Cool to know money continues to be the answer to all problems.

He's just taking Saturday being rain day into consideration.

It was a ten minute passing shower. Put me down for mow #4. And now my back is killing me.

Raining. I didn't think that was part of the script today. I was just about to punch out and go mow.

Followed by two absolute disasters. Revenge of the Nerds may be THE example (maybe second only to Caddyshack) as to why you don't even try to improve upon perfection.

https://youtu.be/sTDENzpW7tw?si=ImD43MJY9CcNXsB3

The ten-day would make next week appear to be relatively dry and warm. To quote Mills Lane, "I'll allow it."

Sir, my who-weres are of the cleanest sort. Every 72 hours they are required to inject Clorox into the honey hole and Liquid Plumr up the Hershey highway (in this case, not 422 into Lebanon). If the mold and germs start to overcome that, I have access to a wood chipper and the ability to move on quickly.

Yes

I have a pontoon. Let's make a deal.

My current plan is to execute mow #4 on Thursday, as my grass simply isn't there for a mow this evening. I need to get some sort of herbicide or something to kill these damned dandelions that shoot up every two days, though.

I feel like he's been wrong a lot so far. Am I feeling incorrectly? I'm ready for a warm Memorial Day. I have a toddler who is in need of being thrown into a swimming pool.

Seventy-five and mostly sunny so far. Pretty nice after a shit weekend.

And yes, I'll call the driver a "chickenfucker."

For $25 bucks and a gallon jug of Sheetz Boom Boom sauce, I'll give you the weather, too. For an extra $5, I'll call your mother the r-word like DT used to.

Put mow #3 in the books for this guy. Now awaiting the rest of the village to fire up their mowers...

You sold your house that fn fast?

Mayfield, Kentucky potentially in the cross hairs of a supercell that is currently topping 52,000 feet.

I dragged my air conditioner upstairs last night at 8:30 and installed the damned thing. Forecast for the rest of the month now appears cold. I should have just dropped the thing on my head.

Sweet. My stupid phone no longer poops it's pantaloons when trying to access this forum. Auf wiedersehen, Crapatalk.