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Everything posted by Atomixwx

  1. I lived right on the square above the pet shop. The sinkholes weren't as prevalent there as opposed to say, bowling alley, but the road was so busted that I slept every night to the sound of 18-wheelers breaking their axles at the red light and bums fighting outside of Gary's bar with the blood spilling over to the parking lot of Roma Pizza. Fix that shit, and we'll give you snow.
  2. Palmyra doesn't get snow until it solves its sinkhole problems. That's why I left that one-horse town.
  3. Yeah. Gave me a heart attack in my upper butthole thinking we got shafted.
  4. Harrisburg: 1,830,097,046,823,762 flakes fallen Carlisle: 1,832,076,134,651,009 flakes fallen Lancaster: 1,543,884,332,165 flakes fallen, 9,812,443,227 sleet pellets pinged York: 1,567,552,109,873 flakes fallen, 8,987,209,177 sleet pellets pinged Toontown: 2,415,220,769,010 flakes fallen State College: 2,415,220,768,990 flakes fallen Williamsport: 2,500,318,940,334 flakes fallen
  5. I mean... you're literally throwing me beach balls at this point. I'm not even going to dignify this one with a joke. We can all agree that the joke will simply write itself.
  6. Good luck to everyone. May all your rooves (is this a word? Do you hear the funny sound? Do you hear the funny sound? It's my rooves. My rooves.) collapse and we all freeze to death for being such needs haha
  7. I feel like a prize fighter getting ready for the big fight. I have a ton of glad-handing, non-sensical, yes man standing behind me riding my coattails for the duration of my greatness (that's you lot), blabbing a shitheap of nonsense that's nothing more than incoherent psychobabble, a woman riding my ass about every little thing, and a sorry ass bowl of sketti that I would rather lick razor blades and salt than eat but I know I need the carbs to perform at a high level. I'm ready to knock this mother****er out.
  8. It got quiet in here. What happened? Wolf cancel the storm?
  9. Thought you would have been too busy rioting and yelling at horses back then. I'm sure I was there, but I could have sworn you were marching on Warshington wearing vagina hats and crying for safe spaces that day.
  10. No because it unfairly portrays me as an alcoholic, and typecasts me to just that. I'm much more than that.
  11. @canderson's wife is usually too busy in the little section beneath my computer desk to really notice.
  12. They should have left you in shitass Azerbaijan.
  13. Your communist ass would have never made it out of East Berlin alive. Signed, FSH
  14. Let's see for those of us who are cheapskates and don't want to give Joe Bastardi money lol
  15. Looks good. I'll take it. I do feel the red shade ends up about 50-75 miles west of that to the Mount Union, Lewistown, Selinsgrove corridor and east to Carlisle and Harrisburg.
  16. State College lies in a valley far southeast enough of the great lakes to miss out on Lake Effect snow and far north enough to usually get fringed on nor'easters. It's meteorolical hell.