TheSnowman

I’m pointing out the facts. If you want me to post every map I will. Sorry they offend you. Instead of attacking, why don’t you explain how it’s Meteorologically Possible to get Beaten in All 4 directions 3 times in a winter when you live in the Lincoln to Attleboro region. That I would be Highly Interested in.

1. I Only got Home 4 Days Ago. 2. The Snow Needed to be sledded on Immediately after, as with big storms, as the compound is too much to cut through. I didn’t get home until 9 days after. 3. I Didn’t Clear the trails this year because we had NO Winter Until January 18th. I Left the 20th. 4. 2.5” today. You want me to be excited?

This is the 4th Storm this winter where I got absolutely Waxed by Southern RI; which has NEVER happened before. It is also the 3rd Storm where I was Beaten by people South of me West of me and North of me and East of me. That…. THAT should be Impossible once. Let alone 3 times in a Winter.

2.5” The Rest of RI : 6-9. North Shore (which ALREADY Jackpoted the big one last week And Jackpotted the 2014-2015 Winter), 10”-13”. A FOOT!? This Winter can go Suck Itself.

5” Through January 17th is Equal to the WORST Winter of All-Time through that date. I was HOME November 7th through then. 18” is Not REMOTELY Historic. You want me to get you Every Storm since 1890 that beat it? It’s a Run of the Mill big storm like the forgettable Blizzard of 2006 or of 2022 or 2011 or 2019 (2019 was Memorable for Me, but Not most of you all). The SWFE of 2026 was Historic for the country, but it does Not get a banner in SNE, it will Not be remembered for anything important in this area, and it Certainly doesn’t go to the Hall of Fame just like Bill Cheatachick. It made the Top 10 in Boston. SO Did PDII and MOST of you don’t even want to talk about PDII as Historic. And you want me to pull my Weiner out because I almost jackpotted a 7” storm? 7”?! I got Screwed on the First 6 Storms EVERY possible way. Too Far North. Too Far South. Too Far West. And even the Crazy Rare situation of Too Far East. (Which TONIGHT it looks like I’m Too Far East YET Again, but THIS time, it’s by 5 measly Miles) I can’t Spell Meteorology let alone forecast. But you’re Now getting into an argument with me On Historic Statistics. That’s MY Turf 4 Seasons. 33” at this point is 115th out of the 136 Seasons of data I have. Go ahead and tell me I’m supposed to be excited.

Did you SEE the Models? Can you not SEE northeast RI? I just Reposted one of the MANY models that show the same thing. NE RI getting Screwed. And on the Winter - Do you Really think 5” though Mid-January is GOOD?!? That’s All-Time Record Bad. 33” through early February? That’s Bottom 25% of all winters. Did you FORGET that I got Screwed on All 6 of the First 6 Storms?? Where everyone from on the flipping Cape to even SE CT to All of Massachusetts and the Rest of CT and Everyone North was AHEAD of me? YES. It Absolutely Sucks Balls. All-Time Horrific. And YOU call it “Incredible”!?!?!? And “Above Climo”!? That’s FACTUALLY a Lie.

Grok AI: Can you Create a Snowstorm that Specifically Hammers ONLY RI, almost No one else, but Also Somehow Totally F**ks the town of Cumberland. Thanks. AI:

This odd the 5th output I’ve seen that SPECIFICALLY SCREWS MY TOWN and Eternity in RI . I Everyone Else. What the Absolute Fkkk. EVEN THE ONE TOTALLY SPECIFIC RI that I’ve Ever Seen in my ENTIRE LIFE…. Manages to Screw My Town. This Winter like the last 3 a Suck by GD Balls.

Amazing how the Only areas that get Screwed in the State of RI are Taylor Swift’s house on 1 end and Cory’s house on the other end.

And of the people I met, song writer Paul Williams may be one you guys know.

I want this post as a T-Shirt.

My Compact Total in PDII was 20”. 22” Total. Frustrating we didn’t hit 24. But the Piles were that of a Classic. And it a DC to Boston Bomb. NOT TO MENTION my Favorite Storm Ever, 2/7/03 of 14” was Mostly still there before the 22” of PDII came on top, AND all on Top of the 2” of concrete from the failed 12/25/02 storm that at least gave a historic base to a historically cold winter. 2002-2003 may have only had 84”, but it was a Great a winter as you could ever pray for. Better than the 120” 2004-2005 season that kept melting. My Compact Total in this was 13”. 18” Total. The photos I’m getting from Cumberland are Pretty good. But Certainly Not that Historic look of the Blizzard of 1996, AFD 1997, PDII, Blizzard of 2005, end of January 2011, Blizzard of 2013, or of Blizzard 2015. Sorry…. No Comparison.

Ray Posted 11 times in Page 13. That’s a Record! And we’d Better get something after I get home Tuesday. It’s Bad Enough I’m missing the Historic Cold and it gets to 30 As SOON as I get back. What the Bleep. I’ve got to look at wet streets and melty non-powder snow.

December 13, 2007. The storm I skipped a Final Exam for because as I told the professor “I have to go back to RI to measure snow for the NWS.” and went Backwards from Rugges to get on the Commuter Rain train to North Station because the train was going to just steam by Back Bay and Ruggles since it was already full. I’ll never know what happened to those 100’s and 100’s of people who couldn’t get any train. 13.5” I think. Killer storm. Oh and yet ANOTHER storm with the SAME compact total as Sundays storm that you guys keep calling an “all-timer”.

I woke up to 11 New Pages!! And then see that…… you guys are just reminiscing about old storms and the models went to crap? What the……..