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  1. Santa Claus
    no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
  2. Santa Claus
    it is not snowing next weekend
  3. Santa Claus
    chatgpt list of the coldest places in hell
  4. Santa Claus
    yes my son
  5. Santa Claus
    great event
  6. Santa Claus
    this is the pretty goodest winter of all time so far
  7. Santa Claus
    i am using positive visualization and brown adipose tissue thermogenesis to increase tomorrow’s snow totals
  8. Santa Claus
    looks like someone we know
  9. Santa Claus
    we should vote on the weather we want
  10. Santa Claus
    it’s important for us to live our truths
  11. Santa Claus
    bird strike just took out Cupid and Prancer, i’m losing altitude rapidly
  12. Santa Claus
    oh now some graupel enthusiast is going to tell santa how his own goddamn workshop operates
  13. Santa Claus
    i will be honest i have not started making any of this year’s presents yet
  14. Santa Claus
    my kid failed geometry call that a bad son angle
  15. Santa Claus
    the sun feels so dim and weak
  16. Santa Claus
    lock it in
  17. Santa Claus
    yeah buddy keep telling santa what he needs that’s gonna get you the toy train this year
  18. Santa Claus
    i think it should rain
  19. Santa Claus
    rain please
  20. Santa Claus
    warm morning under that bright blue sky. the sun still got hands
  21. Santa Claus
    couple showers popping on the front but not much to work with
  22. Santa Claus
    aggressive misting
  23. Santa Claus
    PRE is so far north this is a disaster
  24. Santa Claus
    that is some bright summer sun
  25. Santa Claus
    feel like i have fallen off
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