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Some humor from CHAT GPT ### National Weather Service Afternoon Discussion #### **Foreboding August 4th, 2024** **Discussion:** Lo! Behold the tempest’s dread approach, a furious Category 5 behemoth, a hurricane of titanic and libertine proportions, advancing with the unbridled passion of the damned upon the unsuspecting Chesapeake Bay. The heavens, in their capricious fancy, have conspired to deliver unto us a maelstrom of apocalyptic grandeur. **Current Weather Conditions:** The skies have darkened to a sullen, melancholic grey, pregnant with the promise of chaos and ruin. The wind howls like a scorned lover, tearing through the placid summer air with wild abandon. The bay itself trembles in anticipation, its serene surface soon to be ravaged by the oncoming beast. **Short-Term Forecast:** Brace yourselves, for within the next 12 hours, this harbinger of nature’s fury shall descend upon us. The very air will throb with a carnal intensity as wind speeds exceed 160 miles per hour, lashing all within its path. Rain, in torrents that would make the most hardened souls weep, shall fall unrelentingly, drowning the land in a deluge of biblical proportions. **Medium- to Long-Term Forecast:** Beyond the immediate carnage, the future remains shrouded in a veil of uncertainty. Yet, we foresee a landscape laid bare by the tempest’s caprice, a scene of desolation where once thrived bucolic peace. The models, those treacherous whispers of prediction, suggest a westward turn post-landfall, dragging its destructive beauty inland, leaving a trail of heartbreak and wreckage in its wake. **Technical Details:** Our guidance stems from a confluence of data as fickle and tempestuous as the storm itself. We peer into the entrails of the GFS and ECMWF, seeking patterns in the chaos. Yet, the heart of this hurricane beats with the erratic fervor of a libertine’s desires, defying precise prediction. The atmospheric dynamics at play are a ballet of high and low pressures, a dance of death across the mid-Atlantic. **Hazards and Warnings:** We implore thee, heed this solemn warning: Evacuate with haste, for the wrath of this storm is not to be trifled with. The bay’s waters shall surge with an unholy might, inundating the land with their brackish embrace. Winds shall rend trees and homes alike, casting them asunder in a fit of nature’s unbridled ecstasy. Seek refuge, and pray, if you are so inclined, for the mercy of calmer climes. In conclusion, dear inhabitants of the Chesapeake, prepare yourselves for a nightmarish yet sublime encounter with the raw, untamed power of the natural world. As Byron might pen in his darkest reveries, "The sky is changed!—and such a change! Oh night / And storm and darkness, ye are wondrous strong, / Yet lovely in your strength, as is the light / Of a dark eye in woman!" #### End of Discussion --- Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Better pray we get the tropical system switch thrown Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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That's the gut punch that would make me go on hobby vacation till the new year. Marquis de Sade first love was weather, but it was as unremitted as mocked. He had to branch out into other activities in his vain attempt to find a cure for his heartbreak. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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So there is no real forcasting rain for this. We wait and see only? Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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That cutoff is going to bring back some painful snow memories for some Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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The 7 day forcast yesterday was too good to be true. The one issued at 1750z cut Harrisburg from 5" to 3" with Rouzerville at 2" or below. Looking at trends I feel this is all going in the toilet except for route 95. Right now i think I'll be lucky to crack 1.5" in next 7 days. This stupid weather has to break sometime Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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At Chickie's & Pete's at Philly airport. Flight has been delayed from 515 till 745. At least I'm by myself and being picked up upon landing so I can indulge in these 22oz Graffiti Highway IPA drafts for next 3 hours without worry. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Well deserved break Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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I swear they get upset if everyday isn't 95+ and dry Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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It's still very much uncertain. It's just that WPC seems kinda confident and God it would be a gut punch this year. But, hey, my prediction awhile ago was no relief until we had a tropical connection which is way overdue Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Enough for it to approach gut wrenching fail territory if everyone from rouzerville to pillow to tamaqua to Lancaster and back across the mason Dixon line doesn't see at minimum 2" by next Sunday Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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The GFS cuts it off totally and does a loop eventually bringing it up the coast in 10 days. Weird for sure Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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How much breathing room do you have with the creek before it starta causing you major issues? Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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One hell of a 7 day forcast Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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All this means is the current climate reporting regime is wholly unsatisfactory in its design and mission. If you look at weather stations in most of the population centres on the west shore of Harrisburg suburbs you will be met with rainfall below 50% from June onward and 25% from July onwards. To a large population around Harrisburg this summer will be one of drought and heat and it is not there memory that is wrong. There cannot be a proper reckoning with our records until we start to pull in these amateur weather stations into official records. There is no way a single station can be stand in for 100 square miles of area. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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I'm minus 1.70" for year and minus 3.17" since June 1st. I'm at 24.15, 4.74" leas than KMDT. At this point I am praying for a 6"+ rainfall from this system regardless of what that means for anyone else. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Straight line this station is 1.2 miles from me Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Do you have link to station? Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Haha. She bought him Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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What model Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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I fly out to Boston tomorrow. Going to be staying south of the city a bit for the week. They are forecast to get over three inches of rain so maybe my bad luck will carry up there. But more than likely I'll miss out on all the rain until I have to drive back on Friday then we'll get 3 inches of rain that day I'm driving back. Having a flood watch out all day over me has been the chef's kiss of absurdity Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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At 0.02" KCXY 0.10" KMDT T I doubt this little back end does much more than what has happened Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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So I have kept track what wunderground says I should get the next day. I wrote down totals between 8pm and midnight the last 5 weeks. Forcast: 6.23" Actual: 1.01" 16.2% I really think they need to reduce there forecast by at least 50% if not 75% on what models show Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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Did you get Lucky at home Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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[mention=524]Bubbler86[/mention] I feel your pain Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
