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Currently the Lakes are 11% frozen.

I have to believe Erie is almost frozen.

Stop the steal...ing of all the warm blankets.

James Franklin is a shitty used car salesman who is surprisingly good at recruiting coaches. Unfortunately he's a NFL WR coach who can't convince a single decent wide receiver to enter the portal or enroll at Penn State. Julian Fleming being a five-star recruit is a joke and is an indictment on the recruiting process. I don't care how good you are, Carawissa, Pennsylvania produces five star at nothing. At all. Ever. He sucks. If he went to any other AA school not called Southern Columbia, he's probably hopefully using a degree to earn a good, honest living. But our beloved former Packers WR coach convinced the King of Catawissa who flamed out in Columbus to come to State College and do piss all. Great recruiting, league WR coach. Last night is on Franklin. The defense shit all over itself the second Leonard went into the tent and Angeli came out looking like Unitas. Because Angeli also looked like Mark Sanchez dropping the ball and falling down, he had to settle for a FG so Tom Allen did absolutely nothing at halftime. Why didn't he have a strategy? Why didn't the shitty used car salesman enforce some defensive changes? Who made Allar look like a monkey fucking a football out there? Drew Allar. But who was calling for throwing plays when there are no wide receivers and Tyler Warren was being covered by the entire greater Chicago metroplex? Andy Kotelnicki. But you know who could have told him to run the ball? That's right, the shitty used car salesman. The shitty used car salesman sucks. But here's the question: Who among us is better right now? I don't see that person out there and I'll end with this. The shitty used car salesman sucks, but the wrong replacement can turn Penn State into... Nebraska. And nobody wants that.

I feel like post-heart attack Lou Brown in Major League II right now.

Today I learned people who likely spent the last 8 years flaming "woke snowflakes" for being offended by everything are also without a fucking spine.

Exactly that. Notre Dame defensive line is getting bullied. By the fourth quarter they're going to be putting dead Popes on the line.

I think nerves are affecting both QBs. If State can get a 10-0 lead here, it may calm Drew down.

Neither are the countless atrocities committed by those in cloak. While my post was intended to be funny and not at serious, you'd have to forgive me if I failed to reach deep for sympathy if those involved in said atrocities were rounded-up and sent to the same place as Jerry. State Correctional Institution Greensburg.

11:15 AM: The sun is out for moral support only today as the winds make it feel like it's, idk, probably negative ten? I hate life currently as it's 15°F and the worst possible temperatures to be going door-to-door filtering out Catholics and herding them into trucks. You don't need to worry about the trucks...

We're changing our locks. Best we can do is send him to the NY forum.

Randy is going to start caring lol

This does seem like 2014 to me. It got cold right around Christmas and didn't let up until close to March.

LOL. Dumbass.

Dumbasses need to be advised that that's cold lol.

Cold weather advisory hoisted for NEPA. What in the ever loving Hell is a cold weather advisory?

Heavy, heavy snow currently

Pre-Nooners: Moderate snow and 21°F.

The subforum red tagger told me I stood to potentially cash-in on some Huron streamers but have not yet.

@Ruinis right. That cold snap kinda... just went away. Point and click has me above freezing on Monday and around 30 pretty much the rest of the week.

I'd laugh like hell if at the last minute they relocated to Pasadena.

I gotta think Miller Jane Rottencrotch's perdy pink panties are in danger.

The hole over Cameron county and the hole over, is that Pike county, are like... an inch and a half?

They're "involved." Give it a few runs and they'll escalate to finger play.

Aside from the whole Russia part.