Jebman

That's what I'm talkin' about!!!!

I am holding out hope that backend adds more snow to everyone's totals.

LMAO!!!!

That's true. They were talking about where the banding set up. I guess the forecast was good. BUT they didn't say anything about the dreaded pingers. We all thought the sleet was gonna stay safely south. Of course N VA had to have some sleet. And guess what? Yeah. The sleet cut down on totals. I hate warm noses, or whatever caused the accursed sleet.

It's because nws started saying 16 inches in parts of North Virginia. I was so happy about this, that I got so fooking elated, that last night in 29 degree conditions in 53 mph wind gusts and -22 wind chills, that I was damn near close to running naked on Main Street in Buda at 3am! Then that damned SLEET crapped the bed! Damn sleet! It was supposed to stay south. Dale City is not a snow town. It's a sleet town. It's like playing the mega millions for years and still ending up poor as shyte after all. Sometimes I wish I lived on Mammoth Mountain. They never get the sleet. They get 450 inches of pow a year.

If it was me again in Dale City I would take no chances, and no prisoners. I would go out there and dig every fracking flake of snow I could find. I would shovel the driveway, the walk, even the whole damn road! I would pile that precious snow on the north sides of sunlight blocking objects, and pile it crazy high. You know when you live in Northern Virginia you gotta make the best of things, and man did I fucking embarrass the fook out of everyone back when I was so young and I worshipped snow like Bitcoin and prompts today. My late dad used to cry when I got into this mode. You gotta get out there. You gotta dig it. You gotta dog it. You gotta get every last flake. I lived in Dale City and you better believe I knew where I lived, and it sure was not Mammoth Ski Resort. I went out and I dug snow til my arm fell off and my back was obliterated. I piled snow until I KNEW I would have snow in my yard until August, until people stared at crazy Jebman and gaped, with their lower jaws resting on the ground.

Pingers are a real punch right in the GUT. Now we hope and hope and hope and hope on the 2nd round. But some folks got super lucky and piled on snow. But, sleet is like having a hot sister.

See you all in about 5 hours. Rack up that snow! I just had a microsleep and the damn tablet hit me hard in the face. Damn I need a nap, lull or no lull.

Wow man you are racking it up!

Impressive snowpack!

You'll hit a foot. Maybe even a couple inches over.

I hope with all my heart that that feature closes off to the south for about twelve hours. I want you guys to get totally obliterated by torrential snows!

You'll get it. You will end up in the lower to mid teens.

You got a heck of a lot more coming. You're gonna need a bigger shovel.

You're about to get snow that WILL attain double digits, and you are really looking at the next thing. We are a bunch of really highly enthusiastic dedicated people that happen to like the snow.

Pile it up! Dig snow, stack those beautiful dendrites up!

Deer how much you have on ground?

It's cold as heck where I am, 32 with 12 dewpoints amid northerly winds gusting as high as 51mph. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

You are all going to get Nammed by this storm.

You will be destroyed by Brobdingnagian snow rates that will give you the ultimate snowgasm lol!

That moisture firehose has set up from the GoMex. It is hosing so much moisture right toward the sub, and will soon obliterate the hell right out of the entire snow enthusiast community on this board with incredible snow rates. This is for all you jebwalkers out there this fine morning: You are about to get utterly obliterated by Mammoth-like AR type rates you won't believe!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what I have been long yearning for all of you! It is at long last, high time for a REAL FUCKING SNOWSTORM!!!!!!!

You are about to be totally assaulted and obliterated by very heavy snows!

Lots more snow yet to come!

Enjoy your jebber walk Lots good snows yet to come! This is going to be a memorable fun storm for the entire sub

Enjoy the snow, everyone. It will soon become heavy and pile up. Take walks, dig snow, simply run for joy! That wind will be making those aggregates fly right past the streetlights! Guzzle IPAs and stouts and become fully engaged with the storm! This is going to be really fun! If it was me over in the Mid Atlantic, I'd be up. all. night. No way I'd miss a single flake of snow!