You say that your transition to becoming black should be finished in the next 2-3 weeks. You will soon be the second-coolest black poster on Amwx.
Your MST3k avatar means you're awesome.
Likely the funniest poster on Amwx and your appreciation for thick girls is to be admired. Keep up the good work.
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It's about 25-30 miles north of here.
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