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It was in one single yard in East Nantmeal township LOL Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I just had a stroke while posting. I hope it kills me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm sure given the "Zoos are Prison" people are probably putting a sizable cramp on the wallets of the Zookeepers, we could probably make this happen on pay-per-view. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My apologies. I used a naughty word. I'm not supposed to say "gorilla," anymore. Please don't cancel my username. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

They don't pull a feral cat out of a hole or something down there? Lol I heard at the San Diego Zoo, they walk a silverback gorilla out and hand it a midget with a curtain draped behind it with "Early Spring" written on one side and "Six More Weeks of San Diego" written on the other and whichever side the Midget gets slammed into is the pick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You ever been through Punxsutawney? Or Jefferson county? Or anywhere within a hundred miles of it? Sober people don't go there and stay. Hell, I was in Punxsy back in September for my stepkid's football game and there is a Sheetz in town with a fountain of free-flowing shitty beer that tastes like Straub diabetic beer with a sign saying "Trust uz. You're gonna need it." Now imagine voluntarily waking up in the middle of the night to go watch a rodent be held up like Simba to predict the weather? I'd rather climb a telephone pole wrapped in barbed wire and coated in salt. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well then let's move it along lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope that photoshoot wasn't for his work with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline because it may have an unintended reverse outcome. Dude must have pissed the Major League money away in bullshit real estate deals trying to get Tom Berenger a new house because that dude was in the 1,000th attempt to make a movie based on the Left Behind books that was directed by Hercules that went straight to YouTube. Maybe someday when he calls the hotline it's his voice answering on the other end of the call. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball and don't give me any of this "¡Olé!" bullshit! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If it's going to be dry, it may as well be warm. My tank would be appreciative. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And if the upcoming advertised pattern change either doesn't happen or doesn't deliver, somebody is going to have to offer up a eulogy for Blizzard if 93. The following occurs ever year: the day pitchers and catchers report, I check out on winter unless it is going to snow in a larger than nuisance volume. The downside to that is that erases my want for winter during the last part of peak winter, but I just can't get past the want for warmth and sunshine. A big storm would supercede that want temporarily. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm going to go even slower now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Crime against humanity. Not the distribution of liquid courage, the multiplication. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And to anybody who says "half of those guys aren't even red-taggers," blow me. I didn't choose who the god decided to touch with the gift of storytelling. Also, build an addition for my screen and I'll write to some thumb-twiddling monk in Ukiah, California to see if they'll put paint to wood and articulate an image of the dude with the breadometer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The corner of my "home office," which is just the front room, has an iconostasis featuring icons of James Spann, Willard Scott, Tom Casey, and Hurricane Schwartz, which I venerate nightly at 9:00 PM. I do enough for the community, what is your effort? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You heathen, straight to Hekk! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Do better next time. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's awfully dark here for 9:12 AM. The only comparisons I could think to apply to how dark it is currently are: A) Spring thunderstorm is approaching. 2) Thus begins the three days of darkness. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah. I was thrown out for offering a leg. Edit: Jesus Christ, I read that as "arms." Fuck it. Joke stands as written. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Screw em Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I irrationally want to suplex that guy through the ice every time I see him. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This is going to send everybody to the counter to turn dollar bills into poker chips for the "All-in" moment. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Do we know the two who made the purchase? I'd be awful hesitant of any pride until I knew the fiber of the new head. It could be a Rooney type whom everybody admires. It could be a tight ass like Nutting whom everybody seems to hate. Or it could be Dan Snyder. I was surprised to see the Birds sell. Makes sense, gorgeous ballpark, rich tradition, team with the most upside in baseball currently and probably the largest open championship window (aside from the Dodgers and Braves), all of which make the price tag a nice amount. Have a shock losing season due to injuries or MLB screwing with the baseball and that valuation goes down a mil or two. Now just have to win a playoff game. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"Tiddies" is censored?!? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk