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"Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I have family in St. Petersburg. I refuse to go visit because Florida is the third world mentally. Damned shame because Clearwater is awesome. Loved the Pier when it was still a thing. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

OMG. Tonight Snow, mainly after 10pm. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 26. Windy, with a southwest wind 30 to 35 mph, with gusts as high as 55 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of 12 to 18 inches possible. Friday Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 28. Windy, with a southwest wind 30 to 35 mph, with gusts as high as 55 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of 14 to 20 inches possible. Friday Night Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 20. Very windy, with a southwest wind around 40 mph, with gusts as high as 65 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 22 to 28 inches possible. Saturday Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 24. Very windy, with a southwest wind 35 to 45 mph, with gusts as high as 75 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 16 to 22 inches possible. Saturday Night Snow, mainly before 4am. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 16. Windy, with a southwest wind around 35 mph, with gusts as high as 60 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 11 to 17 inches possible. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Did I miss the village getting theirs? It still looks clear. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Seriously. A sequel to Twister... with nobody from the original aside from tornadoes? I get it, Paxton, Seymour Hoffman, dead, but Helen Hunt apparently pitched an idea that got killed, but how are you not going to have the Extreme have a kid who also just happens to end up being a red tagger? I love Twister. I refuse this sequel out of hand. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That movie fuckin stinks on ice. ITS THE EXTREEEEEEEME! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Called my shot. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The wind gods like hearing you complain. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nice day for a flood. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nice day in the Village and at the pothead sanctuary. Not so nice day up top lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I would rate the current wind blowing at three candersons. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Seventeen minutes after the butt crack of the calendar day Nooners: 30°F and sunny. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That Toontown graphic is going to be the Troll signal with only one of those winters listed being outside the last 25 years. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Now show me Kathy getting out of her car and shooting the trash can. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Biggest risk I possess there is wandering out to recover my son's blown away play house (therefore verifying @canderson's worst life fears) and stepping in a pile of dog shit, but I appreciate the concern. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

No word on the status of the roads. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My kid turned two last Saturday. He gets up about once a week in the middle of the night due to gas and he hasn't figured out how to fart in his sleep yet. He's dealing with an ear infection (fucking tube fell out and ear immediately got jacked up) and is on augmentin, which makes him shit like a thoroughbred. Last night he woke up at 1:30, fouled his diaper, and then walked over to where the sink where the bowl he ate out of last evening was sitting, grabbed it and handed it to me basically demanding I make him chicken nuggets. Fourth meal came at 2:00 AM. Little shit is getting melatonin the first night he's old enough for it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Wait your kids sleep? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sounds like a meetup at Daiquiri King's joint is in order. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What does second place in a daiquiri contest get? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The @canderson's of change have brought snow to us here in Vail at elevation. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How many @canderson's would you rate said wind? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Makes sense. That cell was running riot from Cedar Rapids until Evanston. It looked like West Chicago was going to get a solid rogering at about 9 pm last night. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's quite cold outside now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What @canderson expects when it is windy versus what actually happens Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk