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The Player Hater's Ball is the closest thing to Major League Trolling and half those dudes are dead. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

There's not. I've been trolling at the Collegiate and Amateur levels since sliding out in 1985. Even with the NIL in place, the only money being made is going to that Indian dude from the memes, and we all know he doesn't need the money with his family owning every call center on earth. There's no professional circuit. And by the time one is established, Trolls will begin to unionize and the owners will simply jack up the price of Internet and nobody will get on until a pitch count is ordered. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm glad these discussions are civil because I'd hate to see the a bunch of nerds get violent and the science lab turns into Tombstone. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I actually did not know there was a standardized definition of what constitutes "Indian Summer." I always just ass/u/me'd it: 1) Was warm after the Autumnal equinox or 2)Was a thousand degrees with a hundred million people and it smelled like absolute shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah, you racists. It's "Indigenous Person's Summer." It's twenty twenty-three, climb out of your holes with this shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Both Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

No, and if you were i'd tie your arms and legs to horses and make them pull in opposite directions like I did with the last five Dutch broads in Willow Hill. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Shut up Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My neighbors to the left would eat the goat. My neighbors on the right would fuck it. Here I am, stuck in the middle with grass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I've mowed maybe five times. I will again on Wednesday. It's needed it for about three weeks but I haven't had the time. Maybe I can hire an Amish dude to do it and then stiff him on the pay. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You spelled "garbage" wrong. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Baseball is better when the Orioles are good. Tonight is a good night for baseball. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I just broke the bridge of my nose facepalming at this. Ugh. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ole goose egg up here. It's a dark, fall day. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The storm that hit Florida just last month was weakened by an ERC that was ongoing at landfall. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

"Nice pants, AtomixWx, but I'm confused about the crotchal region. Where did the elephant's eyes go, and what happened to make his upper lip fat on both sides?" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I just finished up my freshest ink, myself. I did both my legs in solid khaki and am calling them pants. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yesterday I was driving from my house to my dentist, who is located in Huntingdon and along the drive (422 through Philipsburg to 53 going down Sandy Ridge mountain onto 99 at Bawld Iggle) and noticed the foliage season has begun. Every year it seems like it's earlier and earlier, but I'm fairly certain it's right on schedule. I was blown away seeing colors already. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What am I to you people? A jukebox of humor? "Selection B5 is yardstick's girlfriend's the last woman on Earth with a bush." "E7 gets you 9/11 jokes." "C4 basically tells you to drink AIDS." Here's a reference most of you will get with fondness of a better time. Arthur Fonzarelli, a real whore and a high school dropout elbowed the Jukebox of Lulz and now you're all shit out of luck. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I want the defense to put a hole into the ground with McCarthy and then another for his family, and another for Kirk Ferentz. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

His sn is "yardstick goes in ya," you'd better up that forecast. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

That's funny. I was out at PNC last month for a Pirates-Braves game and Olson sent one into the Pirates logo bush batters eye in right centre and the entire stadium made the same sound. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I also told him that right now isn't the best time to be within 100 miles of Philadelphia because Matt Olson is in town and it'd be real embarrassing for an escaped murderer wanted in two countries to be taken out by a falling baseball. Was that you who ran out onto the field last night, Trainer? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I told him if he went one mile further they'd extend the search field onto Broadway and shut down the season and he'd have to deal with an angry theatre fan who has this magical power to summon destructive winds, and he came out willingly. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk