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The gust I just received would probably level @canderson's house if it was constructed as shittily as I imagine it was given his fixation on the wind. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Holy wind Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I have two golden retrievers, one reposed, one still with us, both used the space between the shitter and the wall as their thunder buddy. The living dog is probably the largest golden on record. He probably tips the scales at around 130 lbs. Remarkably he's not a fat dog. Watching him squeeze his big ass under and behind the can is hilarious. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Tornado wipes away the ivy at Wrigley and it just becomes a fence. Purists cry. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

How much of Texas burns before Greg Abbott gets up out of his chair to pour a bucket on the fire? "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude. This guy fuckin walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope some poor asshole in Chillicothe gets smoked by flying Skyline Chili and ends up at the Ohio State game in the sky. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Goodbye, Chicago. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Surely didn't stop any of the Jan Sixers. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good. Let's make it happen. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am ready to get blown (away). Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good to see we give jailbirds weather forum access now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My spine thanks you for your help in this. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We have a lawyer in this group and I was banned for 28 days for no goddamned reason? Man, this is some bullllllllllllllllllshit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Doans Bones in Petersburg is pretty legitimate, as is Gio's BBQ. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Secession from the Union? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well they were chosen because the PIAA office is next door, is it not? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Having the giant digital billboard show an image of the building you're currently inside is peak Jerry Jones. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Hersheypark stadium just seems to be... underwhelming for the gravity of a state championship game. CV should absolutely not rank over Hersheypark for anything but the first time I drove past that campus, I was blown away. And that never really went away. Mansion Park in Toontown was not much different from Hersheypark stadium, and that tells you about as much as you need to know. Having it at Penn State just makes sense. Biggest school in the state, football-wise. The television camera from PCN would love it. Just makes too much sense. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Big loser of Estadio Beaver being winterized is Cumberland Valley School District, as I guarantee the second the giant erector set is able to host the PIAA State Football Championships, they're headed to State College. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Half past Nooners: Sunny and 44°F. All remaining snow has melted. May it rest in restlessness. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Driving in the rain last night, I was disappointed that it was February 22, and it was raining. As much as I want warm temperatures and endless sunshine right now, rain in February is cruel. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I wouldn't expand. I'd send Miami, Tampa, and Colorado packing and I would send a warning to Mr. Nutting that he start spending, sell the team, or they're next. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

When they expand to Salt Lake, Nashville, and Charlotte, assuming the last two towns don't end up sending Atlanta to war with baseball over the south, they'll have to do a massive realignment, make it geographic, and seed based on records. Universal DH (ugh) eliminated the need for respective leagues. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And just to "show my work" on Boston. 13 games against Baltimore. I suspect no better than 4-9 over this series. 13 games against Tampa. This may be a little closer because Tampa kinda sucks the later the season goes on. 6-7. 13 games against Toronto. I'll be generous and say 5-8. 13 games against Yankees. 6-7, 7-6, maybe 8-5 or 5-8. This could go either way. I think the Yankees are a little better, but their manager is an absolute moron, as is their entire front office collectively. So what's that in division? 21-31. Now let's look at some of the others... 3 games vs Dodgers. Maybe you luck out and miss Yamamoto this series? 1-2 4 games vs Braves. Red Sox recently have fared better against the Braves than most, but the Braves actually got better this off-season, which I didn't think was possible. Good luck. 1-3. Unless the Sox miss Fried and/or Strider both times. 3 games vs Phillies. I don't think the Phillies are going to be any different than the last 2 seasons. They don't get going until the playoffs. I'll be generous and give the Sox a series win. 2-1. 3 games vs Dbacks. I don't know what to expect of the Dbacks, but they still have Corbin Carroll. I suspect they fall off a bit in a competitive NL West. 2-1. 3 games vs Rangers. Good luck. 0-3. 3 games vs Astros. They're the Astros until they all die. 1-2 That's an expected 7-12 against who I expect to be the non-divisional contenders. We're at 28-43. That leaves 91 games, which I would expect the Sox to hover around .500, which would be an additional 45 wins putting us at 73 wins. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The best thing that could have ever happened in the current state of baseball in Boston and New York is the "everyone plays everyone" format has eliminated division games from 19 to 13. Baltimore, Tampa, and Toronto are going to absolutely teabag New York and Boston this year. Baltimore in specific. Only facing them 13 times likely makes 72 wins possible. In the old format, I'd give the Sox 68 wins. The Yankees 74. They're going to be awful this season. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk