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Runman, I have a fabulous suite here that will fit you just perfectly. Just remember.... You can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Well, congrats to all who've picked up snow tonight! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

As an agent of death, I probably shouldn't say this but it is snowing outside. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

CG, Time is actually an illusion for the living, however, it would have been early January 2018. Before that, it was 2015, I believe. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

We now have autocorrect on our tombstone engraving machine. The enhanced automation is not without its drawbacks. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Most agree that it's much better than skydiving - and it cost no money! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

You have spoken and[mention=9730]wxwatcher007[/mention] has summoned me into the altar. May your sacrifice provide for the TN Valley, may it provide for the Mid-Atlantic, may it provide for that one that appeases the restless on both sides of the border. I apologize for the painful end. My blade had not been properly sharpened and my swing was not pure. I'm new at this.

Sealed, is the knowledge Clues, yet there are. When it is "as in the days of Noah", then the End is surely nigh. I ask you, what meteorological events mark those days? Have you seen the frequency & intensity of such events increasing? Did they include snow, ice, or winter of any kind? The people do not dare speak about a truth so unspeakable... January-- War, Pestilence, Locusts - but not cold. He who has ears, let him hear. He who has feet, let him jump. The fates are sealed. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Just got back from the retreat and business is booming...

Not one enters these realms as a matter of forethought. They end only left to dwell on these for eternity- what they've somehow become and a destiny that escapes their own belief. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Emotional hedging, I sense! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

O come all ye faithless, Sorrowful and despondent, O come ye, O come ye To meet a weenie's end The caroling season is eternal on the other side. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

SPC has dropped the chance for significant tornadoes now. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Since 1950 the State of TN has only had 6 EF 3+ tornadoes and 2 EF4+ tornadoes. This- while not impossible - double digit snowfalls would be a more common occurrence. That doesn't mean that we won't see such an event but I wouldn't bet the house on it either. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

I've never seen it averaged by decade before. I'm not saying that the decay is going to affect Northern areas at the same rate. I do think locations running up to STL are at risk. That said, one of the things that your decadenal averaging highlights is the importance of a -AO for local snowfall. Now, my understanding is that the AO is mutidecadenal and it should flip back soon (theoretically meaning that we could see twice as much annual snowfall than we've been receiving) but- is it possible that it will not flip due to climate change? Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

It doesn't take that long. Memphis went from an all-time average of 8.3 inches annually when exiting the 60s and I doubt that the new 30 year average will even break 3 inches. Now, 20 years ago,those were central MS averages. 100 to 200 miles is a huge gradient and- once you're in the steep decay gradient - the drop-off is ultra quick. St. Louis is about 250 miles north of us (as the crow flies) averages 16 inches right now but they are not far from the 8 inch line- perhaps 150 miles. In 30 years, that means STL will likely lose half its annual total. If you think this is isolated, then just go to Nashville... same basic issue. Personally, we've probably gotten close to bottoming out on the rapid decline here and we're basically like Jackson, MS now. They're not doing any worse really because you're bound to get lucky every now and then with the Gulf sitting there. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

We prefer marching you up Leconte and then letting you enjoy the cold for your last moments. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Clearly, all hope is lost Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Fear not- We are positioned well above the planes of meteorological battle- flooding rains- even the coldest ones- have no power here. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Wow- I remember this one - I lived in western NC at the time. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Obviously - we're in the pain reduction business here! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

In our new lodge - a type of "Hotel California" for TN Valley snow weenies. You still have a couple of hours to take advantage of our NYE special! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Watchlist it is. I will put you on with the bonus code DOOMNYE2020. If we don't get two check-ins by midnight, that code will entitle you to one of our 2 Founder's Suites when your stay does actually commence: Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

I am in the business of ending your pain. Will you be beginning your stay this afternoon or shall I put you on the watch list for a future date? Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Embrace the truth and abandon hope all ye who enter... I have purchased a franchise of The Panic Room for the TN Valley and I am excited to announce our Grand Opening of our new resort is today for all those lost in weeniedom. Get your winter cancel on in time for tonight's New Year's Eve smash and get one of the good rooms at our brand-new accommodations. The time is now to cliff jump and join the afterlife you've always wanted. You've seen the long-range and that it's all garbage through the climatological apex of winter. After that, you know the sun angle makes it all worthless. If you're still on the fence, sing the following tune, Walking in Memphis, and that should push you over the edge of the cliff. Put on my big snow boots and I boarded the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the freezing rain Snow up high Won't you pour down over me Yeah, I got some accretion But I'm as blue as a boy can be When I was walking in Memphis I was walking with cold soaked feet on Beale Walking in Memphis But despair is all you'll feel If you're really stubborn and you still have hope, I'd dare you to take a read of my book (see below) this afternoon, so you can abandon all hope and enjoy the party you're dying not to miss...