schlontz

You also refuse to bring a party gift. 

Who says you have to bring wine to a party?  I don't even drink wine.  I drink Pepsi!

So you're basically a me-first lying balding fat guy in personality? 

I prefer the term stocky.  I can always sense when someone is uncomfortable at a party though.

I expected you to be much more Costanza like. 

Not quite there yet in appearance.  More of a personality thing at the moment.

Great pic...So the real question is, who won at putt-putt?

She kicked my ass.  She had the advantage of being completely sober at the time, otherwise, okay I still would have lost........

You have your eyes closed        

 

Great picture  Your niece is adorable    

Yes my eyes do appear to be closed.  She is rather cute sometimes.

Here is another from the same trip.

Me and my niece at the outer banks over the summer.

This may be a little nit-picky, but instead of calling it the 850mb line, I would call it the 850mb zero degree isotherm/line. For someone that is truly new to weather map reading that may make a bit more sense since there is more than one isotherm on an 850mb temperature map.