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4 minutes ago, canderson said:

It’s my bday so of course we’ll get a major wind event. Fitting. 

That's what I got you for your birthday. Blown.

Storms last night and so far this afternoon have been just to my north. It would appear that St. Marys has been hogging all the fun. 

Mid-Nooners: Partly cloudy and 81. I need more sun to dry out my kid's car seat as he blew chunks all over it last night at Delgrosso's. 

Rain has brought my yard all the way back. With all the predicted storms and rain coming, it may be a high mow the next time I mount the ol steed.

7 minutes ago, canderson said:

Well they do suck and blow. 

Which is why "Farrah" will never be used to name a storm.

20 minutes ago, AccuChris said:

Severe Thunderstorm Watch likely coming in the near future

Good call. Hoisted.

1 minute ago, Bubbler86 said:

Finkle is Einhorn! 

5 minutes ago, Jns2183 said:

Every hurricane should have its own 70's style porn associated with it

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Get ready to have your sack tucked back. Here comes Hurricane Chartreuse!

13 minutes ago, Mount Joy Snowman said:

Also, and most importantly, national high of 123 at Death Valley and Tecopa, CA and low of 34 at Isabella, MN.  Carry on. 

Ah yes, the Bradford and East Nantmeal townships of Collyfornia and Minnesota, respectively.

4 hours ago, TheClimateChanger said:

 I guess I need to go to flight school to learn how the actual data is wrong.

The last asshole who was admitted to flight school was Mohamed Atta. He slammed the door shut. JNS' interpretation of the actual data will simply have to do.

As you can see on this pie chart, I have a graph. And this graph is also a Venn diagram made showing charts and graphs. 

Numbers. Decimal points. Excel spreadsheet cells. Words. 

Graphs. Pie charts. Colors. Red is warm, blue is cold. Purple is Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and surprisingly... Georgia. 

Diagrams. Numbers. Words. 

30 minutes ago, canderson said:

Lee was wild. I too know so many that lost possessions or even a house because of that flood.

Thankfully this seems much less than Lee (which was a double wammy with another storm that dropped a metric ton of rain from Irene less than a week earlier)

For us, yeah. I just saw a video of a flooded street in Worse Carolina that has me thinking it's Harvey time down there. 

10 minutes ago, Jns2183 said:

Tuesday

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They should introduce a brown shade for "no shit," and overlap SC/GA.

24 minutes ago, Itstrainingtime said:

Makes me yearn for a good snow map. 

1 minute ago, Itstrainingtime said:

WPC, who backed off somewhat late Sunday PM, has actually increased amounts this morning for everyone, including the rowdy residents of Rouz'ville:

Note: a fair amount of this falls prior to Deb's remnants later this week - 

Yeah I have to figure out this way, the bulk of that falls tonight and tomorrow night.

2 minutes ago, Jns2183 said:

Some humor from CHAT GPT

### National Weather Service Afternoon Discussion

#### **Foreboding August 4th, 2024**

**Discussion:**

Lo! Behold the tempest’s dread approach, a furious Category 5 behemoth, a hurricane of titanic and libertine proportions, advancing with the unbridled passion of the damned upon the unsuspecting Chesapeake Bay. The heavens, in their capricious fancy, have conspired to deliver unto us a maelstrom of apocalyptic grandeur.

**Current Weather Conditions:**

The skies have darkened to a sullen, melancholic grey, pregnant with the promise of chaos and ruin. The wind howls like a scorned lover, tearing through the placid summer air with wild abandon. The bay itself trembles in anticipation, its serene surface soon to be ravaged by the oncoming beast.

**Short-Term Forecast:**

Brace yourselves, for within the next 12 hours, this harbinger of nature’s fury shall descend upon us. The very air will throb with a carnal intensity as wind speeds exceed 160 miles per hour, lashing all within its path. Rain, in torrents that would make the most hardened souls weep, shall fall unrelentingly, drowning the land in a deluge of biblical proportions.

**Medium- to Long-Term Forecast:**

Beyond the immediate carnage, the future remains shrouded in a veil of uncertainty. Yet, we foresee a landscape laid bare by the tempest’s caprice, a scene of desolation where once thrived bucolic peace. The models, those treacherous whispers of prediction, suggest a westward turn post-landfall, dragging its destructive beauty inland, leaving a trail of heartbreak and wreckage in its wake.

**Technical Details:**

Our guidance stems from a confluence of data as fickle and tempestuous as the storm itself. We peer into the entrails of the GFS and ECMWF, seeking patterns in the chaos. Yet, the heart of this hurricane beats with the erratic fervor of a libertine’s desires, defying precise prediction. The atmospheric dynamics at play are a ballet of high and low pressures, a dance of death across the mid-Atlantic.

**Hazards and Warnings:**

We implore thee, heed this solemn warning: Evacuate with haste, for the wrath of this storm is not to be trifled with. The bay’s waters shall surge with an unholy might, inundating the land with their brackish embrace. Winds shall rend trees and homes alike, casting them asunder in a fit of nature’s unbridled ecstasy. Seek refuge, and pray, if you are so inclined, for the mercy of calmer climes.

In conclusion, dear inhabitants of the Chesapeake, prepare yourselves for a nightmarish yet sublime encounter with the raw, untamed power of the natural world. As Byron might pen in his darkest reveries, "The sky is changed!—and such a change! Oh night / And storm and darkness, ye are wondrous strong, / Yet lovely in your strength, as is the light / Of a dark eye in woman!"

#### End of Discussion

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Was Chat GPT written by John of Patmos?

15 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said:

Bang, Pow, it is dry in Rou.  Altoonaians are sunbathing. 

 

Bob Turk and Marty Bass were Mid-South tag team champions back in the early 80s.

So if East Nantmeal township gets 10" of rain, and subsequently has daytime highs in the 40s, and Marysville gets like, idk, a passing shower, is having five people fail to turn around and therefore drown, a tragedy or a nothingburger?

48 minutes ago, mahantango#1 said:

Nice to see you keep your favorite metoroligst picture on your nightstand accessible for posting.

"Posting".

The @Blizzard of 93drought plan for all you unlucky sad sacks who ain't seen a drop: 

Simply move your yard to Savannah or Charleston. 

6 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said:

Sold

Just now, Blizzard of 93 said:

Lol, I wouldn’t mind if MDT beat my yard.

No one cares about my yard.

Guess who cares about what MDT reports…?

The media & history…that’s who!

We literally live in an age where media and history have never been more despised. I don't think I would be using those two as examples of anything right now. 

Just now, Itstrainingtime said:

Well...

Hopefully THV, LNS, MDT, PHL, and CXY all get 60" of snow this winter and you get 2". I'll wait for your posts to show how great winter was!

I better get some of this damned snow. 

1 minute ago, Blizzard of 93 said:

I get that a few yards on here are suffering from a rainfall deficit, but I’m just pointing out that the big picture shows a rain surplus for most major official reporting locations in PA this year to date.

Give it a rest. It's been made very clear by multiple people that the only reason the surplus exists is because it rained the first 14/19 Saturdays and you know water evaporates, runs off, and doesn't always just sit into the land, right? 

You're being as annoying as the dude who posts about Du Bois, Williamsport, and Bradford. Stop.