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Santa Claus

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  1. i am using powders and spells to discourage the warm nose on Sunday
  2. this is exhilarating, i feel like i’m at the horse track
  3. 6 inches of snow through CNJ followed by frozen junk until the storm is over. <1” QPF, <10:1 ratios, precip ending before monday sunrise. parlayed with patriots money line and LA/SEA u54.5 for $25,000. i’m going to buy an aircraft carrier
  4. rudolph the warm nosed reindeer had robust mid level warmth and if you saw the soundings you would even say “that’s sleet”
  5. nyc 0” dc 0” boston 0” philly 0” will adjust as we get closer
  6. no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
  7. chatgpt list of the coldest places in hell
  8. this is the pretty goodest winter of all time so far
  9. i am using positive visualization and brown adipose tissue thermogenesis to increase tomorrow’s snow totals
  10. it’s important for us to live our truths
  11. bird strike just took out Cupid and Prancer, i’m losing altitude rapidly
  12. oh now some graupel enthusiast is going to tell santa how his own goddamn workshop operates
  13. i will be honest i have not started making any of this year’s presents yet
  14. my kid failed geometry call that a bad son angle
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