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Santa Claus

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  1. these people on the road man i wish them luck. it is nasty out there.
  2. they’re not even flakes they’re just snow needles
  3. closest thing to a blizzard i have seen in a while
  4. there is a sinister orange crescent moon setting on the western horizon. it is a bad omen
  5. i am using powders and spells to discourage the warm nose on Sunday
  6. this is exhilarating, i feel like i’m at the horse track
  7. 6 inches of snow through CNJ followed by frozen junk until the storm is over. <1” QPF, <10:1 ratios, precip ending before monday sunrise. parlayed with patriots money line and LA/SEA u54.5 for $25,000. i’m going to buy an aircraft carrier
  8. rudolph the warm nosed reindeer had robust mid level warmth and if you saw the soundings you would even say “that’s sleet”
  9. nyc 0” dc 0” boston 0” philly 0” will adjust as we get closer
  10. no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
  11. chatgpt list of the coldest places in hell
  12. this is the pretty goodest winter of all time so far
  13. i am using positive visualization and brown adipose tissue thermogenesis to increase tomorrow’s snow totals
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