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Santa Claus

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  1. anyone who doesn't like it can call the ****ing cops
  2. the sauce is on the stove. the meatballs--60% lamb, 40% beef, pecorino romano--are smelling up my 30 sqft Piscataway closet apartment. three huge yellow onions, a bulb of garlic, tomato paste and whole peeled tomatoes, oregano, basil, bay leaves. couple sausages because i'm worth it. fresh pasta locked and loaded. rum and coke in the glass. it's a sin to live this well.
  3. i just want to know the reason behind the avatars i deliberately weenie'd that post
  4. because of weather or just in general
  5. i want a subforum for the part of my complex's parking lot that gets all the snowmelt runoff that freezes overnight and has been trying to kill me every winter morning for 5 years and then i can bitch about the parking lot being a sheet of black ice in the observation/nowcast thread and someone can respond If yOU dOn'T LiKE iCe MOve tO FLoRiDa, yeah thanks for that insight captain dipshit
  6. punishing wind and cold outside oh, and dry. dews below 0 F at the moment
  7. psssh what does anyone from Pennsylvania know about weather? cloudy with a chance of 100% chance of Eagles suck. you're gonna see that in your point and click every Sunday and it's probably in the Farmer's Almanac too.
  8. weather forum people are all weird especially moderators
  9. when people ask me about my biggest accomplishments i tell them that i am a top 5 shitposter on the world's largest graupel enthusiast forum
  10. as a small child i watched that movie on VHS like 60 times
  11. also i prayed for snow and god hates me i was like "hey Man anything but cold dry wind" and He said "extra large misery combo meal coming right up you big idiot" at least i got fries out of it
  12. you always have wise words to share my friend
  13. hey good luck with all that, nobody can blame you for being stressed, that's a bunch of huge decisions.
  14. fyi my favorite type of weather is better than your favorite type of weather and if you disagree you should obviously move to another country or planet
  15. it was a footlong chicken breast but due to ratios the bread was only 6". all the vegetables fell off and i got mustard all over my face. my worst forecast bust since i burned that pot roast Christmas 2017.
  16. my guesses for the future are far less ambitious, i barely know what i am eating for lunch
  17. every day we stray further from god
  18. i asked the same question, i guess it's telling that none of the AFDs mentioned TOR (that i saw). i guess the helicity isn't really there, and this is more of straight line wind event but it's being driven by the warm front? idk this is a weird one.
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