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Santa Claus

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  1. half the cars in the parking lot are not cleaned off or shoveled out and to those people i can only wish godspeed because it doesn’t look like they’re driving anywhere until March
  2. could be an all-timer for sure if these next two verify even close to what is being depicted
  3. did myself a favor and dug out the car tonight. tomorrow will probably look like some combination of Cool Runnings and Thunderdome in the parking lot
  4. freezing drizzle behind the front for the coup de grace
  5. that was a great storm. nine straight hours of sleet. everything is a mess
  6. santa’s got glaucoma too man he can’t be driving in this
  7. these people on the road man i wish them luck. it is nasty out there.
  8. they’re not even flakes they’re just snow needles
  9. closest thing to a blizzard i have seen in a while
  10. there is a sinister orange crescent moon setting on the western horizon. it is a bad omen
  11. i am using powders and spells to discourage the warm nose on Sunday
  12. this is exhilarating, i feel like i’m at the horse track
  13. 6 inches of snow through CNJ followed by frozen junk until the storm is over. <1” QPF, <10:1 ratios, precip ending before monday sunrise. parlayed with patriots money line and LA/SEA u54.5 for $25,000. i’m going to buy an aircraft carrier
  14. rudolph the warm nosed reindeer had robust mid level warmth and if you saw the soundings you would even say “that’s sleet”
  15. nyc 0” dc 0” boston 0” philly 0” will adjust as we get closer
  16. no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
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