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  1. Santa Claus
    the models seem juicier
  2. Santa Claus
    i’ll take the under on that qpf
  3. Santa Claus
    this is exhilarating, i feel like i’m at the horse track
  4. Santa Claus
    6 inches of snow through CNJ followed by frozen junk until the storm is over. <1” QPF, <10:1 ratios, precip ending before monday sunrise. parlayed with patriots money line and LA/SEA u54.5 for $25,000. i’m going to buy an aircraft carrier
  5. Santa Claus
    thank you donald
  6. Santa Claus
    uh ohhhh!
  7. Santa Claus
    rudolph the warm nosed reindeer had robust mid level warmth and if you saw the soundings you would even say “that’s sleet”
  8. Santa Claus
    nyc 0” dc 0” boston 0” philly 0” will adjust as we get closer
  9. Santa Claus
    no chance i’m holding my own umbrella when i have all these cheap laborers around
  10. Santa Claus
    it is not snowing next weekend
  11. Santa Claus
    chatgpt list of the coldest places in hell
  12. Santa Claus
    yes my son
  13. Santa Claus
    great event
  14. Santa Claus
    this is the pretty goodest winter of all time so far
  15. Santa Claus
    i am using positive visualization and brown adipose tissue thermogenesis to increase tomorrow’s snow totals
  16. Santa Claus
    looks like someone we know
  17. Santa Claus
    we should vote on the weather we want
  18. Santa Claus
    it’s important for us to live our truths
  19. Santa Claus
    bird strike just took out Cupid and Prancer, i’m losing altitude rapidly
  20. Santa Claus
    oh now some graupel enthusiast is going to tell santa how his own goddamn workshop operates
  21. Santa Claus
    i will be honest i have not started making any of this year’s presents yet
  22. Santa Claus
    my kid failed geometry call that a bad son angle
  23. Santa Claus
    the sun feels so dim and weak
  24. Santa Claus
    lock it in
  25. Santa Claus
    yeah buddy keep telling santa what he needs that’s gonna get you the toy train this year
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