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January Banter 2022


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7 minutes ago, mappy said:

True, fair, and sorry.

No need to apologize!!  I’m having fun with this. I am old….er And I yell at clouds, the music kids play these days(except some good songs), and for people to get off my lawn  

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13 minutes ago, vastateofmind said:

They are. And they ALL think that about our legs when we work on deck during summer swim. Little bastards.

My youngest trolls me even more by saying they are ashy too.  Sorry, kids.  Dad doesn't keep a bottle of Jergens or shea coco butter lotion in his fanny pack.

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8 minutes ago, H2O said:

No need to apologize!!  I’m having fun with this. I am old….er And I yell at clouds, the music kids play these days(except some good songs), and for people to get off my lawn  

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Though I'm almost two decades younger, I reached this point in my 20s, lol I call myself the grumpy old man of bad pop music!

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24 minutes ago, H2O said:

No need to apologize!!  I’m having fun with this. I am old….er And I yell at clouds, the music kids play these days(except some good songs), and for people to get off my lawn  

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Phew, you old man :D

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before we had subforums, and we were all discussing the same storm in the same thread, my favorite thing was to warn the newbies that their behavior was going to get them weenie-tagged, so they would get even worse to try to prove me wrong, and then they'd end up weenie-tagged.
the best nemesis I had was Tornado Tony because he'd come up with the most hilarious insults
Now there's a name that takes me back....

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I may have to make a special thread tonight for the ones still hanging on to hope and who will need a safe space after the 0z runs shit on their sheets.  

Stormtracker's Studio

A place where you are welcomed with open hearts and kind, virtual hugs.  You've crossed to the other side, and this room will help you make the transition and be at peace with light snow for 26 hours and nothing but 2" to show for it.  I will condition your mind, soothe your soul and embrace you and hold you in my ample bosom as we rock back and forth while you cry.   It's ok.  It's ok.  You are welcomed here friend.  I will guide you to acceptance and it will change your life.  Will you come on this journey with me? I will welcome all...even my biggest fan, @snowfan and yes, @DDweatherman.  This is a safe space. You will be healed and I will show you the way.  Live a life free of caring what the 0z, 6z, 12z and 18z show.  Your wives, husbands, kids can recoup the time lost to endless model watching.  Yes!  It can be done! Nothing in life is free though, and I have expenses.  Just send $5, $10, $20 to my paypal to keep the blessings going.  The more you send, the quicker your soul will heal.  If you send $500, I will send you a small vial of melted snow from Feb 2010.

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2 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

I may have to make a special thread tonight for the ones still hanging on to hope and who will need a safe space after the 0z runs shit on their sheets.  

Stormtracker's Studio

A place where you are welcomed with open hearts and kind, virtual hugs.  You've crossed to the other side, and this room will help you make the transition and be at peace with light snow for 26 hours and nothing but 2" to show for it.  I will condition your mind, soothe your soul and embrace you and hold you in my ample bosom as we rock back and forth while you cry.   It's ok.  It's ok.  You are welcomed here friend.  I will guide you to acceptance and it will change your life.  Will you come on this journey with me? I will welcome all...even my biggest fan, @snowfan and yes, @DDweatherman.  This is a safe space. You will be healed and I will show you the way.  Live a life free of caring what the 0z, 6z, 12z and 18z show.  Your wives, husbands, kids can recoup the time lost to endless model watching.  Yes!  It can be done! Nothing in life is free though, and I have expenses.  Just send $5, $10, $20 to my paypal to keep the blessings going.  The more you send, the quicker your soul will heal.  If you send $500, I will send you a small vial of melted snow from Feb 2010.

Are you trying to go 0-4?

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8 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

It's happening.  The SREFS have been brought out.  My paypal should look really good in the morning.  

you can set your watch by it. Seriously, I flew back 11 years ago to beat the massive Boxing Day storm. ALL the sref talk before that one. 

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8 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

This wouldn't be a storm thread.  It will be a thread of healing.

But seriously though...Whether some want to admit it or not, there is a bit of a psychological healing period after a missed storm (especially after a long-tracker). I know I feel that drained, somewhat depressed, somewhat empty feeling for like a day or two (it's exacerbated by hearing reports of who DID get crushed on the news). We all eventually move on after that, but it still sucks!

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