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WxWatcher007

The Panic Room--Winter 2019-2020

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Said the 0z GFS to the little weenie
Do you see what I see
Way up in the pole a giant PV
Do you see what I see
A torch, a torch
Baking the east in warmth
With departures as big as the sky
With departures as big as "why, god, why"
 
Said the little weenie to the met
Do you hear what I hear
Webb said its gonna be warm "oh, boy"
Do you hear what I hear
A cancel, a cancel
Reaper getting busy in Dec
With a scythe as sharp as a blade
With a coffin that you can get new, used or trade
 
Said the met to the might Ji
Do you know what I know
Stay in your lane, king canceling
Do you know what I know
A hope, a hope
Pac flood will end in two weeks
And then it will get windy and cold
And then it will get windy and dry
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The grim reaper is soooo yesterday. I just got back from a tour of Christmas markets along the Danube, and Krampus is very popular.

 

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Panic Room is hoppin today. Time to bust out a remastered classic. 

(Musical interlude)

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
I'm begging of you
Please don't take my snow

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
Please have mercy
Halt your fatal blow

We went all in on 12z's run
Of 6 to 12 for everyone
With crashing temps
Screwjobs for none

Now Bob is out and Tracker's done
You've turned my snow to clouds and sun
I punt it all 
Ole Raleigh's won 
Euro

I thought about it in my sleep
And at your altar now I weep
I'm praying for a little snow to keep

The False Prophet has struck again
My back is broken as a man
I kept the faith 
But I've taken all I can

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
I'm begging of you
Please don't take my snow

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
Please have mercy
Halt your fatal blow

The Reaper closes in each night
As model runs instill more fright
My hope is gone
The end is near 
Euro

I had to have this talk with you
The Reaper's here I know I'm through
My end arrived because you lied
Euro

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
I'm begging of you
Please don't take my snow

Euro, euro, euro, eurooo
Please don't take it 
Even though you can

Euro

Eurooooooooo

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13 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:

Oh hear the lamentations of your estranged brethren to the north
Let the wailing and gnashing go forth
Let your fear take hold 
Let your weenie soul fold
As your tracking of traces gets old

Let the snowless guidance and Pacific warmth corrode your bones
Let The Panic Room swell as you open your phones

Panic shall reign on Christmas
Over this land shall be cast a pall
I shall sit on High
As your day draws nigh
And In judgement as you fall

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You're gonna FREEZE solid, Reaper. This is gonna be a truly snowy and truly epically frigid winter in the Mid Atlantic.

And I shall jebwalk on High and watch you FREEZE, Reaper, as the Washington Metropolitan Region rejoices with plenty of cheer this winter as amazing amounts of snow accumulate throughout the Mid Atlantic!

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Hello snowhole, my old friend 

I've come to talk with you again

Because a forecast softly creeping

Crapped the bed while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

 

 

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2 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:

Can I offer you a tombstone?

Anybody?

Anybody want a tombstone?

 

People should just jump and get it over with.  We're going into the coldest climo part of the year and are staring another 2 or 3 weeks of a shut out. We suck at snow.

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The early Jan snow pattern crapped the bed? I am shocked I tell ya. Shocked!

Is this the 3rd or 4th winter that started out like garbage? I've lost count. Maybe we can do the March snows again to get us to climo so psu can say "this is normal".

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15 hours ago, Eskimo Joe said:

People should just jump and get it over with.  We're going into the coldest climo part of the year and are staring another 2 or 3 weeks of a shut out. We suck at snow.

People largely got spoiled by the prolific decades of the 2000s and early to mid 2010s. Back to normal and then more.

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5 hours ago, RevWarReenactor said:

The early Jan snow pattern crapped the bed? I am shocked I tell ya. Shocked!

Is this the 3rd or 4th winter that started out like garbage? I've lost count. Maybe we can do the March snows again to get us to climo so psu can say "this is normal".

Just like every winter, we're waiting for the February pattern change

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21 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:

Can I offer you a tombstone?

Anybody?

Anybody want a tombstone?

 

I'm guessing this place will be hoppin' for the Holidays!  Like being at a ski resort vacation, hanging out in the chalet, drinking booze and singing carols...sans the snow and ski resort!  Only empty lifts and muddy ground.

So...what do you want on your Tombstone????  (Surely the Reaper offers some damned fine New York style pizza?  Or Chicago thick crust?  You're not repulsed by garlic like a vampire, are you?  It's so damned tasty!) :lol:

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On 12/23/2019 at 9:59 PM, Eskimo Joe said:

People should just jump and get it over with.  We're going into the coldest climo part of the year and are staring another 2 or 3 weeks of a shut out. We suck at snow.

No sir we suck at snow. Anytime you're feeling down just take a gander at your neighbors in the se. My average is 4.7 per year and I can't even hit that anymore.

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45 minutes ago, WinterWxLuvr said:

I’m ready. Only thing standing between us and a blockbuster winter is that we hadn’t offered up enough sacrificial lambs.

I think there’s something to this. We need more lambs. Paging @showmethesnow. Get off the slots and back to work!

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