WxWatcher007

The Panic Room--Winter 2019-2020

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OK @WxWatcher007...here, at the end of all things, at the end of the season:

Your pre-season enticement of luxury suites appears to have been quite the success!  Dance floors?  Casinos?  Being served brandy by skeletons in BOW TIES???  What wonders await us for winter 2020-21?!?!

@Ji and @Eskimo Joe were retired early.  No surprise, I suppose!  Early sacrifices before the season even began!  I think Ji is already out for next year too.  Just give the man a permanent suite and be done with it!

@showmethesnow was evidently cashed out of your high-end casinos.  Perhaps he fancies himself playing in "Casablanca".  Instead of running him out on a rail in nothing but a barrel, you hired him to assist you in the search for lost, desperate weenie souls, as he cast his net in the main discussion forum.  Very clever!  And very devious!

You didn't get to take @mappy's soul this year, like you did last year (or the year before?).  Perhaps one of your losses!

Ahhh, couldn't get @psuhoffman or @Bob Chill this year!  Even as bad as it was!

This must mark the first time you ever...ever!!...reaped someone for insulting you (that would be @Ralph Wiggum).  Wow, times were rough!

It was truly sad that we witnessed Beethoven's( @stormtracker's) last movement, the last symphony of hope for this lost winter!

And like Beethoven, @Maestrobjwa may not have given up completely to the Panic Room, but the desperation was clearly present as he tried to justify everything statistically.

And of course, the yin to your yang, @Jebman can never be reaped, even as he posts in this room!

With that, my good man, as we are already into official spring...I give up!  Good bye, cruel winter of 2019-20, you sucked donkey balls!  (So poetic, I know!).  The worst ever!  As a chess player, my king resigns, knowing checkmate was inevitable since early January!  But though you may sap my soul here...you owe me one of the finest suites in this establishment (with appropriate social distancing, in these difficult times!).  I'm dressed in my best, and prepared to go down like a gentleman (errr, well, maybe not a gentleman)...but I would like a brandy afterward from one of your well-dressed servers!  Oh, and don't forget, I did dub you the Lord High Executioner, a very high compliment indeed!  Gilbert and Sullivan would be proud!

(Addendum...with everything going on right now, we can all use some good humor, don't forget that!  Be well, and stay safe!!)

 

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Hahahaha, nope did not reap me this year. Last year he did, I was not in a good place mentally last winter, so I gave up early. 

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my non-reap streak continues.  I am undefeated.  The Superman of Amwx.  The Natty Bo of beers. WxWatcher just keeps failing to entice me.  Better luck next time.

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5 hours ago, H2O said:

my non-reap streak continues.  I am undefeated.  The Superman of Amwx.  The Natty Bo of beers. WxWatcher just keeps failing to entice me.  Better luck next time.

You self-reap and you know it

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11 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said:

You self-reap and you know it

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I never ever give up on anything.  I shovel shit against the tide. I will piss into the wind to prove a point. This winter still has a chance!!!!!!

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10 hours ago, H2O said:

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I never ever give up on anything.  I shovel shit against the tide. I will piss into the wind to prove a point. This winter still has a chance!!!!!!

This.

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On 3/23/2020 at 12:36 PM, H2O said:

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I never ever give up on anything.  I shovel shit against the tide. I will piss into the wind to prove a point. This winter still has a chance!!!!!!

If I pissed into the wind it would be between my legs before it got to my knees.

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