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The Panic Room--Winter 2019-2020

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(Guitar Intro)

On a tension filled highway
Fleeing Washington
I heard cries of the weenies
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
My destination grew bright 
The fails were mounting with no end in sight
I had to give up the fight

There he stood in the doorway
I saw his sickle shine
Committed myself to his care
The doors were chained, I was caught in his snare

Then he welcomed the weenies
And he showed me the way
I heard Bristow and some others pray
And the Reaper say

Welcome to the Reaper's place for Panic
Such a lovely space (Such a lovely space)
Final resting place
Plenty of room at the Reaper's place for Panic
It's that time of year (It's that time of year)
You're consumed by fear

Despair was quickly increasing
Things back home were getting worse
The storms were bringing warmer, warmer rain
And too much pain

Weenies reaped every hour
Winter Duress
Some reaped due to meltdowns
Some reaped due to stress

So I called up the Reaper
It's almost my time
He said, your final moment is drawing near
Your end will be sublime
I watched him chisel my tombstone from far away
Heard him singing as he placed it in a hole
Next to EJ's grave

Welcome to the Reaper's place for Panic
Such a lovely space (Such a lovely space)
Final resting place
Taking requests at the Reaper's place for Panic
I receive the calls (I receive the calls)
As the Euro falls

Models were the culprit
It was a fatal vice
I said, the weeklies have failed me again
There's no snow and ice
In the Reaper's Chambers
I felt a forceful breeze
The Reaper gave a mighty swing 
And I dropped down to my knees

Last thing I remember
My body hit the floor
The room was slowly going black
As my head rolled toward the door

Congrats said the Reaper
You are finally free
You can track snow anytime you like
But 
Your soul belongs to me

(Guitar Outro)

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House Rules

-This is a safe space and full service institution. Unlock your inner weenie here, live out your weenie days here, and move on to the afterlife of spring when you're ready to put winter away.

-Reason is not welcome, only the primal, irrational, and panicked cries of the masses.

-Poetry is encouraged.

-GIFs are welcome, but only if they are funny, negative, and perpetuate despair and panic.

 -If you are here to tell others how to feel--LEAVE NOW.

 -If you are here to humble brag about your 40" snowfall in NE, or about your jackpot in Raleigh--LEAVE NOW.

-If you are here to brag about how winter doesn't "impact" you, leave. We don't accept liars in this circle. 

 -Don't hold back. Let the creative juices flow. Say what you wish you could say in the other threads as YBY gets screwed. 

-ENJOY THE RIDE AND HAVE FUN.

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6 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said:

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

we have our first official reservation and I’m adding @BristowWx and @Eskimo Joe as legacy residents of The Panic Room.

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JakkelWx

BristowWx

Eskimo Joe

Dude.  EJ has his own ballroom named in his honor.  Your hotel was built AROUND him

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3 hours ago, Vice-Regent said:

I remember when it used to snow in December.

10 year anniversaries abound for the next few months. How that plays with the Reaper Motor Hotel I'll leave to our esteemed proprietor.

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2 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said:

I want to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, including my haters. May you fill up on all the fixin’s today and dream dreams of swinging sickles and chiseled stones. 
 

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving may be past, but you’ll have somebody to carve up soon. I’m sure of it.

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I am NEVER gonna be on this List. Never heard of a debbie downer! I KNOW it will snow!

It's gonna snow hard and deep in Washington DC this winter. And, its gonna be COLD!

This, will be a Winter Long Remembered in the Greater Washington Metropolitan Region, for unbelievably frigid Siberian Outbreaks and incredible snowstorms! This is going to be such a severe cold snow winter, that The Reaper will freeze solid!

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Such a long time until something even seems likely. I can’t take even MORE boring stuff. It’s unhealthy! What am I supposed to do while I wait? Track r*in? Even worse, cold r*in?

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On 11/28/2019 at 8:16 PM, Jebman said:

I am NEVER gonna be on this List. Never heard of a debbie downer! I KNOW it will snow!

It's gonna snow hard and deep in Washington DC this winter. And, its gonna be COLD!

This, will be a Winter Long Remembered in the Greater Washington Metropolitan Region, for unbelievably frigid Siberian Outbreaks and incredible snowstorms! This is going to be such a severe cold snow winter, that The Reaper will freeze solid!

Jeb, you are the anti-Reaper!  Love it!  You two are like the yin and yang of winter, gotta have both in order to survive!!

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1 hour ago, Rhino16 said:

Such a long time until something even seems likely. I can’t take even MORE boring stuff. It’s unhealthy! What am I supposed to do while I wait? Track r*in? Even worse, cold r*in?

Can I interest you in a reservation to The Panic Room? All you have to do is join the watch list. 

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21 minutes ago, Ji said:

a -5 November and not a flake of snow. What a disastrous start to winter

We're staring a shut out December in the face and it was only -1.5 BN November.  

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On 12/1/2019 at 6:49 PM, WxWatcher007 said:

Can I interest you in a reservation to The Panic Room? All you have to do is join the watch list. 

Please, just... whatever makes me comfortable. You know best! Will there be coffee?

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On 11/28/2019 at 6:22 PM, WinterWxLuvr said:

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving may be past, but you’ll have somebody to carve up soon. I’m sure of it.

You weren’t kidding. I’m ready. 
 

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10 hours ago, Eskimo Joe said:

I'm out.  See you next winter.

Oh EJ, you didn’t even fight back.

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Even worse, you didn’t pick a package so I had to give ya the old school reapin’

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