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Met Winter 2016-17 Banter


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12 hours ago, masomenos said:

Definitely not getting any kind of snow retention on the coast or anywhere near with this year's pattern. That's fine by me, though.

Prolonged snowpack is not a very enjoyable experience here in the city.

I am more a fan of quality snowstorms than I am of a bunch of lesser storms leaving extended snowpack. In the snowfall department, I enjoyed the

blizzard last winter much more than any of the snow events of the 13-14 or 14-15 winters. I was happy making the tradeoff between a better

blizzard over a longer duration  snowpack. The most impressive thing for me about the 14-15 winter was near record February cold and build up

of ice on the local waterways.

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1 hour ago, BxEngine said:

Just reminded me to make a beer run before the storm...

 

1 hour ago, snywx said:

Or "metro area" lol.. I wish people understood the difference between the actual city & the metropolitan area

 

1 hour ago, Stormlover74 said:

Tomorrow it will be dumping, pouring, puking, "hardest I've ever seen it snow"

 

1 hour ago, UlsterCountySnowZ said:

I'm guilty of those lol... but man do I hate the term "verbatim" 

has nothing to do with models or maps lol... and is never used properly anyway

 

1 hour ago, mriceyman said:

I like the term "nuking" personally

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

American Weather Board

932 AM EST Wed Feb 8 2017

...Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning Late Tonight and Thursday...

 

 

 

...A WEENIE INACCURATE OBSERVATION AND SNOWFALL MEASURING WARNING FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM EST THURSDAY...

 

 

The American Weather Board has issued a Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning...which is in effect from midnight tonight to 6 PM EST Thursday. The Weenie Watch is no longer in effect.

* Locations...New York City, Long Island, Southern Connecticut,

  the Lower Hudson Valley and Northeastern New Jersey.

* Hazard type...overuse of exaggerated terms, bickering among various posters, and horrendous snowfall measuring techniques.

* Timing...Late tonight through Thursday.

* Impacts...heavy board traffic including posts from posters you’ve never heard of before.

* Overused terms/phrases in no particular order....nuking, puking, crushed, dumping, pouring, pounded, hammered, jackpot, hardest snow I’ve ever seen.  There is also a chance of some random “this storm sucks” posts

* Incorrect measuring techniques...be aware of posters measuring once an hour and adding each measurement into a grant total and posters who think a snowboard is only something one uses at Hunter Mountain.  Be extra careful of the eyeball measurements taken from inside ones residence.   

 

 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

 

 

Don’t get defensive.  Refrain from attacking other posters.  Take some measurement posts with a grain a salt.  If you don’t jackpot you’ll find that life actually does go on. 

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1 minute ago, IrishRob17 said:

 

 

 

 

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

 

American Weather Board

 

932 AM EST Wed Feb 8 2017

 

...Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning Late Tonight and Thursday...

 

 

 

 

 

...A WEENIE INACCURATE OBSERVATION AND SNOWFALL MEASURING WARNING FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM EST THURSDAY...

 

 

 

The American Weather Board has issued a Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning...which is in effect from midnight tonight to 6 PM EST Thursday. The Weenie Watch is no longer in effect.

 

* Locations...New York City, Long Island, Southern Connecticut,

 

  the Lower Hudson Valley and Northeastern New Jersey.

 

* Hazard type...overuse of exaggerated terms, bickering amongst various posters, and horrendous snowfall measuring techniques.

 

* Timing...Late tonight through Thursday.

 

* Impacts...heavy board traffic including posts from posters you’ve never heard of before.

 

* Overused terms/phrases in no particular order....nuking, puking, crushed, dumping, pouring, pounded, hammered, jackpot, hardest snow I’ve ever seen.  There is also a chance of some random “this storm sucks” posts

 

* Incorrect measuring techniques...be aware of posters measuring once an hour and adding each measurement into a grant total and posters who think a snowboard is only something one uses at Hunter Mountain.  Be extra careful of the eyeball measurements taken from inside ones residence.   

 

 

 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

 

 

 

Don’t get defensive.  Refrain from attacking other posters.  Take some measurement posts with a grain a salt.  If you don’t jackpot you’ll find that life actually does go on. 

 

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4 minutes ago, IrishRob17 said:

 

 

 

 

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

American Weather Board

932 AM EST Wed Feb 8 2017

...Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning Late Tonight and Thursday...

 

 

 

...A WEENIE INACCURATE OBSERVATION AND SNOWFALL MEASURING WARNING FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM EST THURSDAY...

 

 

The American Weather Board has issued a Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning...which is in effect from midnight tonight to 6 PM EST Thursday. The Weenie Watch is no longer in effect.

* Locations...New York City, Long Island, Southern Connecticut,

  the Lower Hudson Valley and Northeastern New Jersey.

* Hazard type...overuse of exaggerated terms, bickering among various posters, and horrendous snowfall measuring techniques.

* Timing...Late tonight through Thursday.

* Impacts...heavy board traffic including posts from posters you’ve never heard of before.

* Overused terms/phrases in no particular order....nuking, puking, crushed, dumping, pouring, pounded, hammered, jackpot, hardest snow I’ve ever seen.  There is also a chance of some random “this storm sucks” posts

* Incorrect measuring techniques...be aware of posters measuring once an hour and adding each measurement into a grant total and posters who think a snowboard is only something one uses at Hunter Mountain.  Be extra careful of the eyeball measurements taken from inside ones residence.   

 

 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

 

 

Don’t get defensive.  Refrain from attacking other posters.  Take some measurement posts with a grain a salt.  If you don’t jackpot you’ll find that life actually does go on. 

Yes! 

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52 minutes ago, IrishRob17 said:

 

 

 

 

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

American Weather Board

932 AM EST Wed Feb 8 2017

...Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning Late Tonight and Thursday...

 

 

 

...A WEENIE INACCURATE OBSERVATION AND SNOWFALL MEASURING WARNING FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 6 PM EST THURSDAY...

 

 

The American Weather Board has issued a Weenie Inaccurate Observation and Snowfall Measuring Warning...which is in effect from midnight tonight to 6 PM EST Thursday. The Weenie Watch is no longer in effect.

* Locations...New York City, Long Island, Southern Connecticut,

  the Lower Hudson Valley and Northeastern New Jersey.

* Hazard type...overuse of exaggerated terms, bickering among various posters, and horrendous snowfall measuring techniques.

* Timing...Late tonight through Thursday.

* Impacts...heavy board traffic including posts from posters you’ve never heard of before.

* Overused terms/phrases in no particular order....nuking, puking, crushed, dumping, pouring, pounded, hammered, jackpot, hardest snow I’ve ever seen.  There is also a chance of some random “this storm sucks” posts

* Incorrect measuring techniques...be aware of posters measuring once an hour and adding each measurement into a grant total and posters who think a snowboard is only something one uses at Hunter Mountain.  Be extra careful of the eyeball measurements taken from inside ones residence.   

 

 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

 

 

Don’t get defensive.  Refrain from attacking other posters.  Take some measurement posts with a grain a salt.  If you don’t jackpot you’ll find that life actually does go on. 

Winning

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